bn1&bn3 Albion
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1) Beckham
2) Diouf
3) Le Tissier
4) C. Ronaldo to sell on ebay.
2) Diouf
3) Le Tissier
4) C. Ronaldo to sell on ebay.
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If you could choose one footballer to...
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joeinbrighton
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Excluding players currently playing for BHA:
1) Shake hands with = Thierry Henry
2) Kick in the balls = John Terry
3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league = Andrea Pirlo
4) Get a signed shirt with their name on = Paul Scholes
1) Shake hands with = Thierry Henry
2) Kick in the balls = John Terry
3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league = Andrea Pirlo
4) Get a signed shirt with their name on = Paul Scholes
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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1 Peter Beardsley
2 none
3 Me
4 Bobby Moore
2 none
3 Me
4 Bobby Moore
supaseagull
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1) Shake hands with- David Beckham
2) Kick in the balls- El-Hadji Diouf
3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league- Calderon
4) Get a signed shirt with their name on- Zidane
2) Kick in the balls- El-Hadji Diouf
3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league- Calderon
4) Get a signed shirt with their name on- Zidane
That's the one.
Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper
Rebels & Albion
1. Pele
2. John Terry
3. Frank Lampard
4. Beckham
2. John Terry
3. Frank Lampard
4. Beckham
countryman
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- Jun 28, 2011
- 1,893
1. Calderon.
2. I don't think I would want to kick anyone in the balls. But if I had to it would be Ronaldo or Henry. They could both do with being knocked down a peg or two.
3. Calderon.
4. Pele. That would be worth a lot.
2. I don't think I would want to kick anyone in the balls. But if I had to it would be Ronaldo or Henry. They could both do with being knocked down a peg or two.
3. Calderon.
4. Pele. That would be worth a lot.
stripeyshark
All-Time Best Defence
- Dec 20, 2011
- 2,294
@The Tactician
Are they guaranteed to score the penalty? Or is the pressure on?
Are they guaranteed to score the penalty? Or is the pressure on?
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stripeyshark
All-Time Best Defence
- Dec 20, 2011
- 2,294
1) Eric Cantona
2) Rio Ferdinand
3) Me / Lopez if goal not guaranteed!
4) Gary Hart
2) Rio Ferdinand
3) Me / Lopez if goal not guaranteed!
4) Gary Hart
Kalimantan Gull
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1. Leon Knight
2. Leon Knight
3. Leon Knight
4. Leon Knight
2. Leon Knight
3. Leon Knight
4. Leon Knight
brightonrock
Dodgy Hamstrings
- Jan 1, 2008
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1 Inigo Calderon - just an all-round great guy, bucking the trend for a footballer.
2 Joey Barton. He isn't funny. He isn't clever. He's not "misunderstood". He doesn't "speak the truth". He isn't "a lad". He's a stupid, sociopathic, ignorant, feral little thug with a face I'd never get bored of punching.
3 As it's ANYONE in the world it would have to be someone with a STUPID penalty record. Watching the shoot out in the Confederations Cup, Pirlo was the only player I knew was going to score, and in a ludicrously FLAIR manner. Cue him sauntering up to the spot, rolling it nonchalantly inside the post and then scratching his ragged yet weirdly stylish beard, whilst looking melancholy.
4 Zinedine Zidane - IMO the best ever player in my lifetime, including Messi. Growing up watching Italian football on C4 in the 90s it was him, George Weah & Roberto Baggio that I idolised. Legend.
2 Joey Barton. He isn't funny. He isn't clever. He's not "misunderstood". He doesn't "speak the truth". He isn't "a lad". He's a stupid, sociopathic, ignorant, feral little thug with a face I'd never get bored of punching.
3 As it's ANYONE in the world it would have to be someone with a STUPID penalty record. Watching the shoot out in the Confederations Cup, Pirlo was the only player I knew was going to score, and in a ludicrously FLAIR manner. Cue him sauntering up to the spot, rolling it nonchalantly inside the post and then scratching his ragged yet weirdly stylish beard, whilst looking melancholy.
4 Zinedine Zidane - IMO the best ever player in my lifetime, including Messi. Growing up watching Italian football on C4 in the 90s it was him, George Weah & Roberto Baggio that I idolised. Legend.
1) Shake hands with = The Hereford player who was through on goal towards the end of THAT game and hit it straight at Ormerod. I would say thank you and you couldn't have timed being rubbish any better.
2) Kick in the balls = John Terry (obvious reasons)
3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league = Kevin Pressman. This is still the best penalty I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSMi02ghN3s
4) Get a signed shirt with their name on = Paul Scholes
2) Kick in the balls = John Terry (obvious reasons)
3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league = Kevin Pressman. This is still the best penalty I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSMi02ghN3s
4) Get a signed shirt with their name on = Paul Scholes
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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The Tactician
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Choose whoever you feel is most likely to score 
Reinelt12
Sick Note
1) Shake hands with - Zidane
2) Kick in the balls - Scott McGleish
3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league - Matt Le Tissier
4) Get a signed shirt with their name on - Marco Van Basten
2) Kick in the balls - Scott McGleish
3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league - Matt Le Tissier
4) Get a signed shirt with their name on - Marco Van Basten
pasty
A different kind of pasty
1. Becks
2. Scott McGleish (is a wanker)
3. Matt Le Tissier - only ever failed to score from one penalty in his entire career (bonus point to anyone who can name the 'keeper that saved it)
4. Becks again
2. Scott McGleish (is a wanker)
3. Matt Le Tissier - only ever failed to score from one penalty in his entire career (bonus point to anyone who can name the 'keeper that saved it)
4. Becks again