If you could choose any job / career...

[Barrel of Fun]

Working in a zoo or safari park.

a.k.a. A Withdean steward in charge of the H Block.

 

[BensGrandad]

(basically something working in the African bush with wild animals)

Like a traffic warden in Brixton

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Sports photographer

 

[Beach Hut]

Travel writer

 

[Binney on acid]

Shower room attendant at Roedean.

 

[scooter1]

I reckon Hugh Hefners got a pretty good job, i'll have his thanks!!

 

[Race]

Anything to do with forensic science, crime scene investigation, post mortems etc.

 

[tedebear]

An architect, town planner and builder. Designing greener homes and more useful community centres.

Did want to be a QC for ages when I was younger - could have done it I'm sure but hey ho

 

[bristolseagull]

Pimp

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sorry to be really dull, when everyone has been SO careful to avoid the obvious, but nothing would top professional footballer. Test cricketer and Ryder Cup golfer 2nd and 3rd respectively.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

The Messiah.

 

[tip top]

RAF fighter pilot and member of the red arrows.

Just to wear their flying suits if nothing else.

 

[tedebear]

Sorry to be really dull, when everyone has been SO careful to avoid the obvious, but nothing would top professional footballer. Test cricketer and Ryder Cup golfer 2nd and 3rd respectively.

Sounds too much like hard work for me! and you have to watch what you eat and drink

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The Messiah.

I think that would be a TERRIBLE job. You'd be pestered like f*** by whiners, do-gooders, and politicos. You'd have loads of funda-MENTALISTS trying to kill you.

Add into that, low pay, and zero promotion prospects, and sorry, its not the job for me, thanks.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sounds too much like hard work for me! and you have to watch what you eat and drink

Okay, I'd be Jon Daly.

 

[JJ McClure]

Architect. I find architecture fascinating and would love to be able to design and influence structures that are going to stand for years.

 

[Lokki 7]

I think that would be a TERRIBLE job. You'd be pestered like f*** by whiners, do-gooders, and politicos. You'd have loads of funda-MENTALISTS trying to kill you.

Add into that, low pay, and zero promotion prospects, and sorry, its not the job for me, thanks.

Yeah but you'd be able to SMITE people which would surely make up for all that?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I think that would be a TERRIBLE job. You'd be pestered like f*** by whiners, do-gooders, and politicos. You'd have loads of funda-MENTALISTS trying to kill you.

Add into that, low pay, and zero promotion prospects, and sorry, its not the job for me, thanks.

I would forgive them all and love my neighbours!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Yeah but you'd be able to SMITE people which would surely make up for all that?

SMITING people would undoubtably be a perk, but you'd need to use it wisely. You could end up getting a bit carried away, and end up as the Messianic version of black spidey!

I think it takes a certain kind of temprement to be God's son. I'll not be applying.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Also KFC, how can being the Messiah have zero promotion prospects, the next rung on the ladder is GOD, and you wouldn't need to go for interview, or sit those bloody psychometric tests and that!