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If the world did end on the 21st Dec, and there was a God. What would you ask him?



GreersElbow

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Jan 5, 2012
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Following a discussion at work about what would you ask God if the world suddenly ended and he happened to be real.

My question would be: What was the point in Sloths?

What would NSC's question be for this hypothetical scenario?
 




maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009
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Following a discussion at work about what would you ask God if the world suddenly ended and he happened to be real.

My question would be: What was the point in Sloths?

What would NSC's question be for this hypothetical scenario?

Can we have an extension to the end of the season please sir, God
 


nomoremithras4me

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Apr 7, 2011
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Why end the world half way through the footy season ffs
 
















Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
25,517
Worthing
He let two of my kids hamsters die within a week of each other. I would have very little to say to him after that.
 










On the basis that the date in question is part of Mayan theology, and the event would prove the truth of Mayan beliefs, I think the question to ask would be:- Why did you take the form of a howler monkey?
 


dingodan

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Feb 16, 2011
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I posted these in the other thread, but they are actually more relevant to this one:





Can history be viewed as a process, in which we are accelerating towards some kind of end point? It's an interesting idea when you consider the exponential nature of human history and development.

On the down side, if the cosmic microwave is set for December 2012, I won't get to play GTA V :(

EDIT: I would asked God if Mary was really under the age of 16 when Jesus was conceived, and if so, what the bloody hell did he think we was doing?
 
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centurion40

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Sep 8, 2012
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Following a discussion at work about what would you ask God if the world suddenly ended and he happened to be real.

My question would be: What was the point in Sloths?

What would NSC's question be for this hypothetical scenario?


Are those sandals real leather ?
 


GreersElbow

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Jan 5, 2012
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A Northern Outpost
On the basis that the date in question is part of Mayan theology, and the event would prove the truth of Mayan beliefs, I think the question to ask would be:- Why did you take the form of a howler monkey?

He does what he wants, he does what he waannnnts. He's the howling monkey god. He does what he wants.
 


Normal Rob

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Jul 8, 2003
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If the world did end on the 21st Dec, and there was a God. What would you ask him?

not to let my wife know any of my internet 'History'
 


Bold Seagull

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Mar 18, 2010
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Hove
I posted these in the other thread, but they are actually more relevant to this one:

Can history be viewed as a process, in which we are accelerating towards some kind of end point? It's an interesting idea when you consider the exponential nature of human history and development.

On the down side, if the cosmic microwave is set for December 2012, I won't get to play GTA V :(

EDIT: I would asked God if Mary was really under the age of 16 when Jesus was conceived, and if so, what the bloody hell did he think we was doing?

He was certainly out there Terence Mckenna. He did so many drugs that when he was diagnosed with his brain tumour, he told the doctors was there any link because he thought there must be. When the doctors said there probably wasn't and that cannabis may actually be found to shrink tumours, McKenna said "well in that case we shouldn't even be having this conversation"... He even appeared on a Shamen track...
 




Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
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Brighton factually.....
So god, very intresting that you have agreed with the mayan civilization that the end of the world should be today......


What do you have to say to the Christians ?
 




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