If the world did end on the 21st Dec, and there was a God. What would you ask him?

[TheJasperCo]

When did you last shave?

 

[Philzo-93]

I swear we discovered another Mayan calendar which states the world won't end for another 2500

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Is the world ending so we'll never know if Zaha goes to Bolton for £8M ?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

[video=youtube;VWj0xgG6heo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWj0xgG6heo[/g?

After about 30 seconds of that shit I remembered why I have always thought Terence McKenna was bellend.

Incidentally the Maya did not predict anything in particular to happen this December. The fact that the long count ends is not thought to presage anything.

 

[Questions]

He would probably say "You bought your kids pets that have a lifespan of a few years then blame me when they get upset when they die. Doh".

They were just babies, you heartless bastard .

 

[T soprano]

I'd ask him why did Ashley Barnes have to be born

( only joking FFS ) before I get death threats

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

They were just babies, you heartless bastard .

Nothing ever dies my friend, we are all eternal spirits anchored to a decaying machine.

Buy the kids some more hamsters and get on with your day.

 

[El Presidente]

Given that you went to the trouble of creating lesbians, why do they object when people observe them from a window and a pair of binoculars when they are going at it hammer and tongs?

Once again it's one rule for asylum seekers, and innocent binocular owners end up on the sex offenders register........again.

 

[Wally Gould]

I would ask him if he would change anything? With the assumption he set everything up in the first place and had a hand in the outcome of many a situation would he do things differently? e.g Would he just have just one religion? One skin colour?

 

[Questions]

Nothing ever dies my friend, we are all eternal spirits anchored to a decaying machine.

Buy the kids some more hamsters and get on with your day.

I went for African land snails after that. God hasn't got to them yet.

 

[smeariestbat]

the long count ending is just the end of a cycle, like our december 31st

 

[Gullys Cats]

Him.......? Good is a women!

 

[Gullys Cats]

When a women shouts out "oh god!!!" During sex....does that bother you?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Given that you went to the trouble of creating lesbians, why do they object when people observe them from a window and a pair of binoculars when they are going at it hammer and tongs?

Once again it's one rule for asylum seekers, and innocent binocular owners end up on the sex offenders register........again.

God didn't create lesbians. Germane Greer did. God wants all lesbians to stop it.

 

[GreersElbow]

Why did you allow Palace to survive administration? And can you please tell PARISH to get a haircut.