[Humour] If the Royal Family could sub-contract out their duties who should they hire?

[Pavilionaire]

Given the 80 year-old Duke of Gloucester has had to step in for the King as Patron of Brighton Museums and the Royal Family have a massive Prince Andrew / Prince Harry / Meghan-sized hole then who could they bring in on a 10-year contract to help?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Stephen Mulhern?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Alex Scott?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Or loan in a few of the extended 'family'.

Maybe Princess Maria Olympia of Greece?

 

[medwayseagull reborn]

Isn't there some sort of " Royal hangers on " society they could call on.

 

[Clive Walker]

someone who is a bit different to the current royal family. maybe someone who isn't white, heterosexual, COV etc. mix it up a mix and embrace multicultural britain.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Jeff and Freddy Brazier ready and available.

Inside holiday resort's new £15m indoor activity centre

A new £15 million indoor activity centre has opened at Butlin's in Bognor Regis.

www.theargus.co.uk

 

[hans kraay fan club]

someone who is a bit different to the current royal family. maybe someone who isn't white, heterosexual, COV etc. mix it up a mix and embrace multicultural britain.

Nah. they tried that, and it didn't work.

 

[Gazwag]

If they don't have to be British then Neil Maupay would be entertaining

 

[KZNSeagull]

Scarlett Moffatt was at click and collect at Tesco, Bishop Auckland the other day so would probably be available.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Alan Mullery

 

[beorhthelm]

The A-Team

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Give it Big Sam until the end of the season.

 

[GT49er]

Jeanette Charles the obvious choice, but sadly no longer available. RIP.

 

[Winker]

Nigel Farage?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Jermaine Jenas

 

[AmexRuislip]

Given the 80 year-old Duke of Gloucester has had to step in for the King as Patron of Brighton Museums and the Royal Family have a massive Prince Andrew / Prince Harry / Meghan-sized hole then who could they bring in on a 10-year contract to help?

If any of the Carry On cast (dead) were still alive, I'd guess any of them
Sid James, Kenneth Williams and the bloke that did that nervous twitch at the bar, fir starters.

 

[crodonilson]

Mulhern would be a GREAT shout. John Barrowman isn't doing much lately and of course Philip Schofield is getting his eye back it at these sort of gigs.

If we want to extend it to someone not white, middle aged and male then Lianne Sanderson would be box office, huge Man U fan to boot.

 

[Titanic]

Giles Brandreth and Alexander Armstrong.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Giles Brandreth and Alexander Armstrong.

Brandreth is a hugely annoying self-satisfied cock.

Alexander Armstrong is a terrific shout though. he'd make a great royal. To be fair he's probably distantly related anyway.