[Humour] If the Royal Family could sub-contract out their duties who should they hire?

[aolstudios]

Given the 80 year-old Duke of Gloucester has had to step in for the King as Patron of Brighton Museums and the Royal Family have a massive Prince Andrew / Prince Harry / Meghan-sized hole then who could they bring in on a 10-year contract to help?

A recently laid turd?

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Super Steve Earle]

The Kray Twins to sort out Harry and Meghan.

 

[junior]

Troy Deeney. About to become the Male Alex Scott.

 

[aolstudios]

Troy Deeney. About to become the Male Alex Scott.

What does that mean?

 

[junior]

What does that mean?

That he will start to appear on anything and everything on our TV screens.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Alright, he's dead. But what does that matter?

 

[WATFORD zero]

That he will start to appear on anything and everything on our TV screens.

That's a relief because it wasn't what I thought you may be thinking

 

[WATFORD zero]

It's a shame it's a few decades too late for Arthur Mullard

 

[Crawley Dingo]

Various Sesame Street characters.

 

[dadams2k11]

If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Well if we were to use DNA and genealogy to trace the last few hundred years of various affairs, power claims and secrets of the 'first born' monarchy line, there's a pretty good chance we would have Kev, a shorts and singlet wearing, beer swilling, Southern hemisphere resident as King and head of the commonwealth.

I'm sure that would help

 

[Questions]

Or loan in a few of the extended 'family'.

Maybe Princess Maria Olympia of Greece?

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She needs a bloody good meal.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Brandreth is a hugely annoying self-satisfied cock.

Alexander Armstrong is a terrific shout though. he'd make a great royal. To be fair he's probably distantly related anyway.

Right on both counts.

 

[METALMICKY]

For the anti monarchists I would strongly suggest outsourcing to Capita. Well known for needing the addition of an 'r' in their name.

They'd promise to stream line processes with 'flexible synergies', and reduce staff with significant savings. Couple of years later the monarchy would be fxxked!

 

[Half Time Pies]

Someone democratically elected

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Elton John's gotta be in there somewhere!

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Elton John?

 

[jackanada]

I'll get onto it's agent.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Well if we were to use DNA and genealogy to trace the last few hundred years of various affairs, power claims and secrets of the 'first born' monarchy line, there's a pretty good chance we would have Kev, a shorts and singlet wearing, beer swilling, Southern hemisphere resident as King and head of the commonwealth.

I'm sure that would help

That’s Danny Dyer, isn’t it?