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[Music] Iconic songs that YOU think are crap



Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,093
Faversham
Was always a Beatles fan, although preferred the Stones in their early days, but Yesterday is an awful uninteresting dirge.

Give it to Ray Charles and it is transformed

Give anything to Ray Charles, Tom Waits, Robert Wyatt or ∆IŖֆH4D3 and they're transformed.
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,093
Faversham
Sorry mate, I don't understand a word of that.

Sorry. Private Eye magazine had a long running contempt for Lennon and the Beatles, with it's owner of the time, Peter Cook (no less) dubbing them Spiggy Topes and The Turds, with 'Love is is, hate isn't' being a memorable line from one of their 'iconic hits'.

:thumbsup:

Edit, in typical Eye fashion, the name has been repurposed to mock various pretentious pop people: "Spiggy Topes is, with or without his group The Turds, the archetypal rock star, often used when the magazine wishes to satirise the antics of the more pretentious members of the rock establishment. His persona appears to owe a good deal to John Lennon and Mick Jagger, although Paul McCartney's fashion designer daughter Stella was once referred to as Stella Topes. In some entries, Topes has received both a knighthood and a more refined version of his name – "Sir Spigismund Topes"."
 




Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
25,452
Sussex by the Sea
Sorry. Private Eye magazine had a long running contempt for Lennon and the Beatles, with it's owner of the time, Peter Cook (no less) dubbing them Spiggy Topes and The Turds, with 'Love is is, hate isn't' being a memorable line from one of their 'iconic hits'.

:thumbsup:

Edit, in typical Eye fashion, the name has been repurposed to mock various pretentious pop people: "Spiggy Topes is, with or without his group The Turds, the archetypal rock star, often used when the magazine wishes to satirise the antics of the more pretentious members of the rock establishment. His persona appears to owe a good deal to John Lennon and Mick Jagger, although Paul McCartney's fashion designer daughter Stella was once referred to as Stella Topes. In some entries, Topes has received both a knighthood and a more refined version of his name – "Sir Spigismund Topes"."

Interesting connection.

Have been listening to Danny Baker's terrific 3 audiobooks again recently and both Cook and Lennon came up.
A young, drunk Baker + chums bumping into Lennon and Ono in his NME days outside The Dakota and, more importantly, Baker becoming Cook's provider of cheap VHS porn
 


BrianB

Sleepy Mid Sussex
Nov 14, 2020
482
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone.


One way to keep the oiks from the family gold . Tell em they don't need education .
 






The Clamp

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 11, 2016
26,182
West is BEST
Monkeys gone to heaven
Where is my mind
Here comes your man


Three of Pixies most bland / overplayed tunes. With several albums and a classic EP of absolute genius music to their name it annoys me that these are the only three songs of theirs to ever get airtime.
 


Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
25,452
Sussex by the Sea
And fiery demons all dance
When you walk through that door
Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war

Leonard Cohen, eat your heart out.
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,093
Faversham
Interesting connection.

Have been listening to Danny Baker's terrific 3 audiobooks again recently and both Cook and Lennon came up.
A young, drunk Baker + chums bumping into Lennon and Ono in his NME days outside The Dakota and, more importantly, Baker becoming Cook's provider of cheap VHS porn

Lol! Not heard these, but I have read all DB's autobiogs. Absolutely cracking. No doubt you have too. Remember when his mum washed the cherished bit of clothing Marc Bolan gave him, and shrunk it to a child's size? :lolol:

He came on stage at an Adverts gig at the Vortex in 77, that I was at, to announce the death of Elvis, and was jeered. Some bottle. I've probably mentioned that several times previously. Ahem.

Danny Baker is welcome back to my airwaves any time. Sadly I guess it won't happen, now.
 


















ozzygull

Well-known member
Oct 6, 2003
4,159
Reading
Waterboys - Whole of the Moon
Stranglers - Golden Brown
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
Not sure the above are purticluly bad song, just so over played to the point where I can't listen to them.

Anything by Oasis make me reach for the off switch. Nasally singing, mediocre songs and knowing that opiniated ugly Thunderbird puppet lookalike Noel will appear on any program that he knows duck all about, just to his mug on TV.
 








studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
30,226
On the Border
It's staggering how bad that song is. Two of the greatest(or most respected at least) songwriters of all time working together and what they came up with was this. And they released it rather than burn it. Unbelievable!

Thought this was written only by McCartney with Stevie Wonder only singing on the song rather than any writing input.
But number 1 in both UK and USA, so lots of people actually liked the song (or the message)
 




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