I was just sat next to the Co0ke machine...

[tedebear]

or the joys of travelling home on the 17:32 train from London Bridge.

Which carriage and I can personally inspect this evening and report back?

 

[CHAPPERS]

This JPF / DAFT bints alliance looks like an unstoppable juggernaut and I am looking to jump on at the earliest possible opportunity. It clearly has more potential than the so-called "The Quiche" (which are surely just the PREVs reinventing themselves) which seem doomed to be a victim of internal squabbling, bad organisation and rampant incestuous inane photo posting and overuse of the word "Hen".

I would like to be considered for the membership of the JPF, and I believe that I have much to offer such an organisation.

I am a shockingly youthful forty something, and I am equally comfortable getting drunk and making strange but humorous noises with various parts of my body as I am talking about the the films of Paul Thomas Anderson or the joys of travelling home on the 17:32 train from London Bridge. I'm sure that you will agree that this range of skills is rare indeed.

Am I in?

You sound like an ideal candidate for the JPF, I will leave the decision to Tinx but i would love you to join

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Which carriage and I can personally inspect this evening and report back?

I'm working at home today and off elsewhere tomorrow. Hoping to be on it on Tuesday. Looking forward to the vetting.

 

[tinx]

And the JPF is proud to announce its latest member, please welcome Deano's right foot.

 

[tedebear]

Okey dokes...

I'm usually second carriage from the front......are you going to wear a red rose??

 

[CHAPPERS]

Welcome Deano, good to have ya onboard

 

[Turkey]

Ooh, I must have missed that - that's made my day even more than a free can of Sprite!

I will, however, delay my decision while I survey all potential other cliques.

What you sir are looking for is The Quiche.

Turkey
Danny Seagull
Trigger
Artois
AFC Womble
Beefy
Slug Balancer
Beach Hut

We are the greatest Quiche ever. Become one of us. You'll never beat us.

 

[tinx]

But Turkey, Artois is one of us

 

[Turkey]

Oh I dunno about that..

I believe he applied for The Quiche.

Suck on my quiche biatch.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I'm in!

What's this about Artois being a double agent, or is it a mean Quiche trick?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Back off Turkey.

JPF eat Quiches for Breakfast

 

[tinx]

He was a memebr of JPF long before any mention of the quiche na dhas since been representing the JPF in many guises since. Come on artois pledge you allegances to the JPF

 

[Turkey]

Por old DAFT JPF. Can't even keep control of your own members.

 

[Artois]

Press Release

I would like to address the situation with regard to my associations with the various cliques on North Stand Chat.

Firstly I would like to make it completely clear from the start that I am indeed an inaugural member of the JPF. My allegiance to JPF is absolute and has not wavered in any way, shape or form.

There is a lot of tension from the "Quiche" towards me, mainly due to the fact that they chose, by their own decision, to make me "Quiche Captain". As I was on a recruiting drive for JPF, this seemed the perfect opportunity. Unfortunately, this attempt proved unfruitful.

I cannot be held responsible for the Quiche's failure to realise that I was indeed a member of JPF, nor did I ever suggest that I wasn't.

I therefore offer my resignation as the "Quiche Captain".
The Quiche now have two choices:

1. To accept my resignation and continue to exist as opposition to JPF;
2. To accept that JPF is a better way of life and allow the Quiche to be taken over by JPF.

Whichever path is chosen, may I take this opportunity to wish the Quiche the very best of luck for the future.

Regards
Martin.

I have no futher comments at this time.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Can I join the JPF please.... I really hate the Popular Front for the Liberation of Judea!

 

[Turkey]

****.

(Artois that is)

 

[CHAPPERS]

I am not please Tinx, Artois appears to me to be two faced, i expect complete honesty from this wonderful collective known as the JPF and if that is not to be forthcoming from Artois i do not believe he can be trusted.

 

[Turkey]

Have you seen his post in the Quiche thread. He pledges alligence to The Quiche.

 

[Artois]

I LOVE JPF

 

[Artois]

I am not please Tinx, Artois appears to me to be two faced, i expect complete honesty from this wonderful collective known as the JPF and if that is not to be forthcoming from Artois i do not believe he can be trusted.

Surely my press release explained everything?