I was just sat next to the Co0ke machine...

[Blackadder]

Prepare for the verbal war
The hologram advance, psychical form
Manifesting universal mind into the lore
Travelling lands, I stand on sands of chemical vibration
The math, kings of light departed in wrath
So where you gonna stand when the Elohi returns
Seven great stages throughout the ages say you burn
It's my turn to shine
I redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind
So I find the deaf, dumb and blind

Your Just miffed because you are not in the JPF!!!

Leave the DBs alone as well, you hear!

 

[tinx]

Prepare for the verbal war
The hologram advance, psychical form
Manifesting universal mind into the lore
Travelling lands, I stand on sands of chemical vibration
The math, kings of light departed in wrath
So where you gonna stand when the Elohi returns
Seven great stages throughout the ages say you burn
It's my turn to shine
I redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind
So I find the deaf, dumb and blind
And bless 'em with science, and leave the blind ones behind
Descending into big balls of mass, in the form of rain
The Verbal Hologram brings pain
So rearrange, disagreeable ways that brought you the darkness
Take hold, and rip out your soul from your carcass
And rise away like a sham
The Verbal Hologram is the verbal avalanche
One last chance to re-plan, and over-stand
Before the Hologram sends your camp to Holy Land
So ask your man, when he returns to where I sent him
The plan was to kill, God and reinvented
Practicing Black Magical tactics like voodoo

What the f***?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Of course your life could get sweeter. You could join JPF....

You traitor to the quiche....

 

[Trigger]

Thats not on Artois, expect a backlash at the NSC Summer Bollock!...

Unless ofcourse you bring some Quiche :blues:

 

[tinx]

Artois knows which side his bread is buttered.

JPF, the one and only

 

[Blackadder]

Just been to the Quiche Thread.

Nothing to worry about fellow JPFers and DB girls of course!

 

[Turkey]

Slug Balancer's brain power will out do you all, JPF numptys. And then Trigger will sit on you.

Muwhahahahhahaha.

 

[Blackadder]

Turkey

Back to your own thread. There's a good lad.

The thought of Trigger sitting on me doesn't bear thinking off. Saw him on BBC1 last night. His face, when he realised it was his auntie that was being slagged off - Classic!

 

[Benny Seagull]

just another clique........

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

So, anyway - I had that can of Sprite, and it was really nice!

 

[tinx]

just another clique........

Yeah but you want to join Benny I know you do.

As for you Cheshire, wqe've offered you membership you just need to accept.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Morning

Hangover

Don't care

 

[tedebear]

Morning

no hangover

don't care because tomorrow I'm going to resign..

 

[Yorkie]

Morning

no hangover

don't care because tomorrow I'm going to resign..

You got the new job?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

As for you Cheshire, wqe've offered you membership you just need to accept. [/B]

Ooh, I must have missed that - that's made my day even more than a free can of Sprite!

I will, however, delay my decision while I survey all potential other cliques.

 

[tedebear]

Well I've got a second interview tomorrow - so maybe I'm jumping the gun and getting my hopes up but I have a good feeling since I've just got an email from them with their benefits plans for me to read before the interview and she also mentioned I was the only one asked back....

Might be getting ahead of myself but seems promising!

I'll let you know!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sounds good to me

Nice one tedebear

 

[tedebear]

I hope it is - I've got unfortunately a few choice things to say to my boss here after I resign....all constructive criticism you understand

 

[CHAPPERS]

Use the C word, go on, pleeeeaasseee

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

This JPF / DAFT bints alliance looks like an unstoppable juggernaut and I am looking to jump on at the earliest possible opportunity. It clearly has more potential than the so-called "The Quiche" (which are surely just the PREVs reinventing themselves) which seem doomed to be a victim of internal squabbling, bad organisation and rampant incestuous inane photo posting and overuse of the word "Hen".

I would like to be considered for the membership of the JPF, and I believe that I have much to offer such an organisation.

I am a shockingly youthful forty something, and I am equally comfortable getting drunk and making strange but humorous noises with various parts of my body as I am talking about the the films of Paul Thomas Anderson or the joys of travelling home on the 17:32 train from London Bridge. I'm sure that you will agree that this range of skills is rare indeed.

Am I in?