[Humour] I was attacked last night......

[Wellesley]

This is a picture of the gang that attacked me last night, so keep an eye out for them. The things they did to me were unspeakable.

 

[Stat Brother]

Mime how you go.

 

[Eeyore]

Have you got their number ?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Just heard an old friend has been a part time mime for the last ten years. He kept that quiet.

 

[Seasider78]

The first rule of mime club is you don’t talk about mime club…

 

[BBassic]

It's a mime-field out there.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I know those chaps, they're Eeny, Meenie, Mimey, and Mo.

 

[B-right-on]

Did they give you the silent treatment?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Did you manage to shut them up?

 

[Wellesley]

Did they give you the silent treatment?

It's not funny really is it? They threw me through an imaginary plate glass window.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

It's not funny really is it? They threw me through an imaginary plate glass window.

Did you call imaginary police and go to an imaginary hospital where you imaginary died?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Should have called this bloke

 

[Wellesley]

Did you call imaginary police and go to an imaginary hospital where you imaginary died?

Don't be silly I'm not a nutcase. I was given a lift to hospital by my imaginary friend. If the attack had been real I probably would have been killed but that doesn't stop everyone on here taking the piss.

 

[Nottseagull]

Should have called this bloke

That's an assault. Copper struck him solely because he was annoyed. I'm guessing it didn't happen in a dictatorship.

 

[seagull_special]

I’m speechless!!!!!!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

'Ave a word!

 

[Wellesley]

Don't worry, they've all been arrested............... but they're refusing to talk.

 

[A1X]

I hope someone puts them back in their box.

 

[hart's shirt]

Not surprised as they look like a complete bunch of Marcel Marceau and so's.

You've always got to be careful of the strong and silent types.

Even so, there are no words.

 

[Normal Rob]

Serves you right. You should have just had a quiet night in.