[Humour] I was attacked last night......

[PILTDOWN MAN]

This thread speaks volumes

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Did you call imaginary police

This. Did you call mime mime mime?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

This. Did you call mime mime mime?

That tickled me, funny as...

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

This. Did you call mime mime mime?

You have to hope they pick up the call because they don't have an answer service.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

You have to hope they pick up the call because they don't have an answer service.

They do, but no-one talks.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't worry, they've all been arrested...............

Arresting officers reportedly asked if they were going to come quietly

 

[Knocky's Nose]

When I was attacked by a group of mime artists the police were superb. I got the white glove service....

 

[hart's shirt]

Will there be a minute's silence before tonight's game?

And then another one?

 

[Medwayseagull]

You would have been better off suffering in silence rather than starting this thread.

 

[hart's shirt]

I doubt this actually happened as attacks by mime artists are generally unheard of.