I took the wife on holiday...

[Lammy]

Jamaica?

- No she wanted to go.


Now there are loads of these, but I can only remember a couple?

Anyone else?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Someone at school always use to ask me "Where's Si gone?" and cunningly I always used to say Vietnam. A real daredevil, me!

 

[Hampden Park]

i've just been to Hawaii.
Honolulu?
no, on a surf board

 

[blockhseagull]

Just been on holiday to Bournemouth

In Dorset ?

Yeah i'd recommend it

 

[Lammy]

i've just been to Hawaii.
Honolulu?
no, on a surf board

That's the stuff!

- I just took the wife on holiday
- Dubai?
- No we couldn't afford it!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My wife went to Moscow.


Russia ?


No she went in her own time.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My wife went to Oslo.


Norway?

Seriously, she did.

 

[Hampden Park]

my wife has just returned from Somalia

Mogadishu?

bless you !

thank you

gets coat

 

[Moshe Gariani]

"My wife went to East Sussex..."

"Pevensey Bay?"

"No, Eastbourne..."

 

[Les Biehn]

Someone at school always use to ask me "Where's Si gone?" and cunningly I always used to say Vietnam. A real daredevil, me!

Yet the regular beatings seem not to have put you off it.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My wife's thinking of going to Romania.

Bucharest ?


Yes, she's been working hard lately.

 

[Goodfella]

My wife went South America.

Chile?

No, quite warm actually.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Yet the regular beatings seem not to have put you off it.

All part of the experience.


My wife has gone on holiday to the Middle East.

Yemen?

Yeah man!

 

[Hampden Park]

just took my wife on a mini cruise and we stopped in the suez canal.

port said?

no starboard actually

 

[Lammy]

GOLD!

Keep 'em coming!

 

[Trufflehound]

My wife went on holiday to France.

Did she enjoy it?

Yes thanks.






Not sure I've got the hang of this.

 

[Albion Rob]

My wife's gone to Italy.

Genoa?

Yes, of course I know her, she's my wife.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My wife is going to Budapest for a short break.

Hungary?

No thanks, I've just eaten.

 

[Trufflehound]

My wife went to Nepal.

Kathmandu?

No, it was just the two of us.

 

[cardboard]

I met this girl in a great place in Thailand
Phuket?

No we clicked but she wasn't quite my type