I took the wife on holiday...

[Hampden Park]

my wife was thinking the same lokki.
she wanted to go to Finland.

Turku?

no she went on her own.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Maybe your wife could meet up with mine Barrel, as mine is going to India also.

Goa ?


Thats none of your business.

Robbed!


My wife is off to Guangxi, China

Long dong?

Yes, how did you know?

 

[Parson Henry]

My wife is off to a South Sea island next week.

'Bora Bora'?

You don't have to listen!!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Once again they could maybe meet up as mine is also going to China.


Peeking?


No, she'll have her eyes open.

 

[Hampden Park]

my wife just drove us to porto vecchio.

Corsica?

yeah something terrible

 

[Parson Henry]

My wife is off to a South Sea island next week.

'Vanuatu'?

Nope just her

 

[Lokki 7]

HP, I can recommend Wales, me and the wife just got back.

Bangor?

Mind your own business!

 

[Goodfella]

Told my wife i fancied going to a country that borders Saudi Arabia

She said 'I don't know, Yemen are all the same'

 

[Trufflehound]

Betty and I went to Bournemouth on Saturday.
No one was drownded, so we went for a swim.
Spent an hour cleaning oil off the seagulls.
I don't think we'll be going again.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My wife's been on holiday again, she stayed in a small valley in Dorset.


Piddle?


No thanks, I've just been.

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My wife is off to Costa Blanca next week.

Piles?

No, it's these new boxer shorts.

 

[Lokki 7]

Is your wife going on holiday?

Alaska.

Don't worry, I'm gonna see her later.

 

[Wozza]

My wife went to the south of France for two weeks.

Nice?

Yeah, it was alright.

 

[cardboard]

my wifes going on a gambling trip to France

Toulouse?

I hope not, shes taking the mortgage money!!!

 

[Gazwag]

My mate John is off to the centre Australia to visit his long lost sister

Alice Springs ?

Bloody hell, do you know her

 

[Gazwag]

My wifes off to South West China

Tibet ?

She'd better not she's crap at poker

 

[Gazwag]

My wifes off to some place between Canada and Russia

Alaska ?

No its ok I'll remember the country in a minute

 

[Dr Q]

My wife went to see a pop group in Southeast Asia last week.
Singapore?
Yes, but the band weren't bad apparently.

My wife went to see a concert in Korea recently.
Soeul?
No, Rhythem and Blues I think

 

[cardboard]

My wifes going on an outdoor holiday in Devon

Paignton

No i think its horse riding and rambling