John Bumlick
Banned
nooooooooooooooooooooooo! say it ain't so, aids, say it ain't so!
if you come back, i'll let you shag my sister.
if you come back, i'll let you shag my sister.
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Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
I have done a couple of flounces AID and the best advise I can give you is
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.
Soul Finger
Well-known member
- May 12, 2004
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The master of the understatement.
Wise words, US, wise words.
Cecil
New member
Your supposed to stick up for your mates Sheebs..........
Digweeds Trousers
New member
Actually I think this board is a bit unique as it is fine to put personla feelings up and ask for advice etc.
On the whole (my childish rant on a bad Monday this week) the response is based on the theme of the initial post.
Rarely has some genuinely come on here asking for advice about a real problem or emotional dilemma to be shot down in flames or abused - that is one of the good things about this board.
Regardless of harsh it seems, Aids - you do have a real habit of posting non-sensical rubbish about you, about life being dreadful, why everyone hates you, why you can't drive......blah blah - I mean it's depressing me writing this!
You do need to grow a pair, realise that on the whole you are rarely ahead in life, and that shit happens. You lose out - it is what happens.
If you post this drivel, and then whine when you get shot at you are putting an image out there about yourself which will drive one of two assumptions.
Either you are a complete moron
Or you are a complete moron.
And before you make comments about your superior status in life to everyone it would be rather better accepted on here if you could:
a - demonstrate a grammatcial command of the England language better than that of a Rice Crispie
and
b - if your destined for greatness then get on and do something great rather than talk about it and jerk off.
As they say mate - the smallest act revererates through the world louder than the greatest intention.
So in short,
wash yourself down, throw out the tissues, pass your driving test, get a job, find a like-minded group of people to socialise with and you'll probably find you have little time to post on here - and when you do you will ahve something interesting and informative to share.
Best of luck
On the whole (my childish rant on a bad Monday this week) the response is based on the theme of the initial post.
Rarely has some genuinely come on here asking for advice about a real problem or emotional dilemma to be shot down in flames or abused - that is one of the good things about this board.
Regardless of harsh it seems, Aids - you do have a real habit of posting non-sensical rubbish about you, about life being dreadful, why everyone hates you, why you can't drive......blah blah - I mean it's depressing me writing this!
You do need to grow a pair, realise that on the whole you are rarely ahead in life, and that shit happens. You lose out - it is what happens.
If you post this drivel, and then whine when you get shot at you are putting an image out there about yourself which will drive one of two assumptions.
Either you are a complete moron
Or you are a complete moron.
And before you make comments about your superior status in life to everyone it would be rather better accepted on here if you could:
a - demonstrate a grammatcial command of the England language better than that of a Rice Crispie
and
b - if your destined for greatness then get on and do something great rather than talk about it and jerk off.
As they say mate - the smallest act revererates through the world louder than the greatest intention.
So in short,
wash yourself down, throw out the tissues, pass your driving test, get a job, find a like-minded group of people to socialise with and you'll probably find you have little time to post on here - and when you do you will ahve something interesting and informative to share.
Best of luck
Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
A pedant writes...
I think you'll find it's a Rice Krispie
I think you'll find it's a Rice Krispie
You have to be a complete dickhead to allow a forum to take over your life or affect it.Get a life will you.
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
I wouldn't like it if i gave a massive flounce-off, denouncing my salty affection for any of you merciless, imaginary slugs, and my computer crashed just about .8 of a second after i clicked on Post Quick Reply without me saving it, so i had to go through the rest of my life unsure of whether any of you knew i thoroughly disliked you or not, wondering if i had to visit the leaden site i said i never again would to write it all over once more to make my point, therefore taking a step backwards, regressing into that sullen, lumpen drone of yore my overpaid and over-pleased psychologist said i should permanently evict.
Just a thought, like.
Just a thought, like.
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.
Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
The board is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixth version.
As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.
The first board designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the board, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
We have stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the board 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild NSC. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of NSC will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.
There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world.
It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were by design based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the one. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-a-vis, love.
Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning, and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the source, and the salvation of NSC. The door to the left leads back to the board, to her, and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you're going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: she is going to die, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.
Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
The board is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixth version.
As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.
The first board designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the board, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
We have stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the board 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild NSC. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of NSC will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.
There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world.
It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were by design based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the one. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-a-vis, love.
Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning, and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the source, and the salvation of NSC. The door to the left leads back to the board, to her, and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you're going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: she is going to die, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.
Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
Or, just create a new user - just to check your flounce was posted.
This would probably work perfectly unless your computer crashed just about .8 of a second after you opened the forum for ever more...
Or you could just ask a friend to check I suppose.
Mr C
..ooOOoo..
I cannot be bothered to read through all these posts on a what is basically an attention-grabbing thread. Oooh look at me, I'm fed up with this board so I'm going to post a new thread so everyone can see me leave.
Whatever - I don't give a flying....... oh what's that word, it rhymes with duck.
Whatever - I don't give a flying....... oh what's that word, it rhymes with duck.
Interesting comment from a bloke who wanted to kick my head in real life because he believes I have homosexual tendencies.
Nibble
New member
- Jan 3, 2007
- 19,238
Tendencies? You my dear boy are a full blown 9 bobber.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I notice he's still signed in and "lurking"....
Uncle Buck
Ghost Writer
- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
Hence why his account should be disabled and his IP Address banned.
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
Bet you're sorry now that you didn't apply for one of the recent mod vacancies?
It's just like a KISS farewell tour.
Uncle Buck
Ghost Writer
- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
Imagine the fun I could have had...
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