[Humour] I need a 'witty' person and quick!

[NorthStandSteward]

I've been had. Apparently.

Received a message in a group chat that the Danes may be forced to pull out of the Euros as their first team coach 'Kanstoff Koffinsson' has tested positive for Coronavirus.

I fell for it hook, line and sinker.

The only solace I can take is that I think it's a terrible pun/bit of wordplay however there's only so much ribbing a man can take before he breaks as such I've made it today's mission to come up with something better.

Does anyone have ideas? Preferably something that has at least a sprinkling of Scandanavia and a whole lot of Corona.

Any help appreciated

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I think you've come to the wrong place. Nothing to see here

 

[Stat Brother]

You rang.

 

[pasty]

Received a similar message yesterday relating to Ukraine, using the player name Tikkli Chestikov

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You rang.

Wrong number shirley?

 

[B-right-on]

Their Dr, Sneza Alloveruson has said its a wind up.

OK I tried

 

[NorthStandSteward]

Received a similar message yesterday relating to Ukraine, using the player name Tikkli Chestikov

Not all heroes wear capes

 

[Swansman]

You rang.

 

[hart's shirt]

I've got to throw out all of my Danish currency before Wednesday's match.

I don't want to catch the Kronervirus.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

"The Denmark game is going ahead as we are all completely COVID free, Denmark's medical officer Hådbo Thinjekktüns has confirmed..."

Best I can do at short notice. Sorry

 

[AmexRuislip]

Not footy related but......

Q. Why does the Danish Navy have bar codes on their ships?

A. It's so when they dock, they can be Scandinavian

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

"I'd be happier if someone was taking the Schmeichel ..."

 

[Algernon]

Something something Djällmost Hadmi Goijnsön

 

[Justice]

I've been had. Apparently.

Received a message in a group chat that the Danes may be forced to pull out of the Euros as their first team coach 'Kanstoff Koffinsson' has tested positive for Coronavirus.

I fell for it hook, line and sinker.

The only solace I can take is that I think it's a terrible pun/bit of wordplay however there's only so much ribbing a man can take before he breaks as such I've made it today's mission to come up with something better.

Does anyone have ideas? Preferably something that has at least a sprinkling of Scandanavia and a whole lot of Corona.

Any help appreciated

That thing called google could of saved you there, I had pranksters calling me Friday saying Gary Dicker had signed for the 1st team

 

[smudge]

I was quite pleased with myself a while back. A Belgian colleague greeted me with, "Ah here is the English, famous for 2 things, bad food, and bad teeth".
My quick come back, "Ah Belgium, famous for 2 things. "Making Chocolate, and Pedophiles. The only reason you're so good at making chocolate, is to get kids in the door"

England 1 Belgium 0.

 

[NorthStandSteward]

"The Denmark game is going ahead as we are all completely COVID free, Denmark's medical officer Hådbo Thinjekktüns has confirmed..."

Best I can do at short notice. Sorry

That is superb!

 

[Bry Nylon]

"England - Denmark semi final will go to penalties," predicts Danish football pundit, Nils Nilsson.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

There is no point trying to repeat their trick back at them as they will be alert to it just now. You will need to take your revenge cold like in a year or more, so start preparing your Qatar wind up now.

 

[m@goo]

I've been had. Apparently.

Received a message in a group chat that the Danes may be forced to pull out of the Euros as their first team coach 'Kanstoff Koffinsson' has tested positive for Coronavirus.

I fell for it hook, line and sinker.

The only solace I can take is that I think it's a terrible pun/bit of wordplay however there's only so much ribbing a man can take before he breaks as such I've made it today's mission to come up with something better.

Does anyone have ideas? Preferably something that has at least a sprinkling of Scandanavia and a whole lot of Corona.

Any help appreciated

Are you David Brent?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Denmark have just replaced their head coach with Del Tavarient