[Humour] I need a 'witty' person and quick!

[NorthStandSteward]

Are you David Brent?

I suspect you know me in real life so I'll probably refrain from posting on here again.

 

[Pavilionaire]

If anyone tried to get me with Kanstoff Koffinsson I'd tell them he's been replaced with Stig Iduppurarsson.

 

[Baker lite]

Enough now...we need to Lego.


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[m@goo]

I suspect you know me in real life so I'll probably refrain from posting on here again.

 

[NorthLainer]

Here you go: -

 

[dsr-burnley]

There is no point trying to repeat their trick back at them as they will be alert to it just now. You will need to take your revenge cold like in a year or more, so start preparing your Qatar wind up now.

He'll never get them to believe the match is called off because of catarrh!

 

[Baker lite]

"England - Denmark semi final will go to penalties," predicts Danish football pundit, Nils Nilsson.

We don’t put with these dreadful jokes round Aarhus...


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[Herr Tubthumper]

We don’t put with these dreadful jokes round Aarhus...


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Says the man who can a-fjord two

 

[Eeyore]

What do you call a proud Danish countryman?

A pastriot.

I see other folk have been looking up Danish jokes !

 

[Baker lite]

Says the man who can a-fjord two

One of them could do with a spruce up..


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[Biscuit]

Are you David Brent?

Don't grab it 'til you've got one.