I: know I shouldn't laugh...

[pasty]

Is NOBODY going to ask me what my chicken tarka was like ?

I had one once, but I like my curry a little otter

 

[alfredmizen]

are we not going to discuss the supposed price - "nearly £30" for what appears to be two mains, two starters and a rice?? wtf?

Venison curries are always very deer.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I've never seen that before in all my days of eating curry.

Venison curry ffs.

Oh deer

 

[Justice]

Venison curries are always very deer.

The curry house likes to makes a quick buck.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The curry house likes to makes a quick buck.

doe!

 

[el punal]

Venison curry, don't know how hot it is but I've heard it's very dear.

Was he on a stag do?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I had venison curry last week
Followed by moose

 

[8ace]

I don't see what the problem is - it's only printed on the receipt so the chef knows how much Harry Monk is required in the dish.
Stuart would have been a lot more pissed off if he got home and found his ruby wasn't as creamy as usual.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I don't see what the problem is - it's only printed on the receipt so the chef knows how much Harry Monk is required in the dish.
Stuart would have been a lot more pissed off if he got home and found his ruby wasn't as creamy as usual.

Thanks for that
Any minute now my king prawn biriani and peshwari naan will be delivered

 

[alfredmizen]

doe!

Genuine laugh out loud moment

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I think if I had been the customer I would just have been slightly amused.

 

[8ace]

Thanks for that
Any minute now my king prawn biriani and peshwari naan will be delivered

Just think of it as a lot of love has gone into the dish

 

[Soulman]

Thanks for that
Any minute now my king prawn biriani and peshwari naan will be delivered

Gone straight through you eh.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Just think of it as a lot of love has gone into the dish

Just finished it
It was ok but rather salty and had a whiff of bleach

 

[8ace]

Just finished it
It was ok but rather salty and had a whiff of bleach

 

[LamieRobertson]

Maybe, but I can guarantee you'd have found it offensive if it was the other way round.

Ah welcome the well known immigration expert ...your knowledge knows no bounds

 

[alfredmizen]

Ah welcome the well known immigration expert ...your knowledge knows no bounds

Sorry , I'll defer to your undoubted expertise on the subject, you being right in the centre of it and all.........in shoreham.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

are we not going to discuss the supposed price - "nearly £30" for what appears to be two mains, two starters and a rice?? wtf?

Two mains @ £9 each?
Two starters @ £4 each?
One rice @ £4?

Doesn't sound too extortionate

 

[LamieRobertson]

Sorry , I'll defer to your undoubted expertise on the subject, you being right in the centre of it and all.........in shoreham.

I've never pretended to be such an expert like yourself....and you have no idea where i have spent my life..travelled to etc etc ...but then you do jump to quite a lot of conclusions based on very little

 

[Diablo]

Get a life... it makes sense..generally whites I imagine like less hot curries to Indians...what they consider mild may be medium to me. They were surely just being sensible and helpfull.