John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
that I had been successful in an interview and had my first job !!! wahay !!
dance everyone !! :dance: :mexican: :dance: :mexican:
dance everyone !! :dance: :mexican: :dance: :mexican:
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I just this second got a phone call to tell me .....
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many congrats!
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Congrats Ref.
Guess this means you'll be a little more scace on here though...
Guess this means you'll be a little more scace on here though...
Marshy
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Congrats Ref
Virgo's Haircut
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Good on ya mate. But I didn't know Micky Adams left Leicester 
John Dorian
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well you know pethick ... they were planning to sack him anyway and the obvious choice was me...
Oh look, theres my interview on sky sports news now...
Oh look, theres my interview on sky sports news now...bhaexpress
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Congratulations and well done. Good luck with it.
John Dorian
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Withnail said:
It is a sports planning assistant/advisor at combe haven in hastings, east sussex. nice tidy little sum of dosh too.
John Dorian
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CrabtreeBHA said:
good luck mate..
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Referee87 said:
Good one, I'm delighted for you.
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Congrats
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Well done, make sure you turn up on your first day an hour late with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a dodgy blonde in the other
Well done mate, nice one
sams dad
I hate Palarse
Well done Ref 
Tom Hark Preston Park
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Nice one ref!
Did the interview go anything like this?
MAN 1
Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
SPUD
Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative, right?
MAN 1
You were referred here by the Department of Employment. There's no need for you to get you "foot in the door", as you put it.
SPUD
Hey. Right. No problem. Whatever you say, man. You're the man, the governor, the dude in the chair, like. I'm merely here. But obviously I am. Here, that is. I hope I'm not talking too much. I don't usually. I think it's all important though, isn't it?
MAN 2
Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?
SPUD
In a word, pleasure. My pleasure in other people's leisure.
WOMAN
What do you see as your main strengths?
SPUD
I love people. All people. Even people that no one else loves, I think they're OK, you know. Like Beggars.
WOMAN
Homeless people?
SPUD
No, not homeless people. Beggars, Francis Begbie -- one of my mates. I wouldn't say my best mate, I mean, sometimes the boy goes over the score, like one time when we -- me and him -- were having a laugh and all of a sudden he's f***ing gubbed me in the face, right --
WOMAN
Mr. Murphy, {leaving your friend aside,} do you see yourself as having any weaknesses?
SPUD
No. Well, yes. I have to admit it: I'm a perfectionist. For me, it's the best or nothing at all. If things go badly, I can't be bothered, but I have a good feeling about this interview. Seems to me like it's gone pretty well. We've touched on a lot of subjects, a lot of things to think about, for all of us.
MAN 1
Thank you, Mr. Murphy. We'll let you know.
SPUD
The pleasure was mine. Best interview I've ever been to. Thanks.
Spud crosses the room to shake everyone by the hand and kiss them.
RENTON
(v.o)
Spud had done well. I was proud of him. He f***ed up good and proper.
Did the interview go anything like this?
MAN 1
Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
SPUD
Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative, right?
MAN 1
You were referred here by the Department of Employment. There's no need for you to get you "foot in the door", as you put it.
SPUD
Hey. Right. No problem. Whatever you say, man. You're the man, the governor, the dude in the chair, like. I'm merely here. But obviously I am. Here, that is. I hope I'm not talking too much. I don't usually. I think it's all important though, isn't it?
MAN 2
Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?
SPUD
In a word, pleasure. My pleasure in other people's leisure.
WOMAN
What do you see as your main strengths?
SPUD
I love people. All people. Even people that no one else loves, I think they're OK, you know. Like Beggars.
WOMAN
Homeless people?
SPUD
No, not homeless people. Beggars, Francis Begbie -- one of my mates. I wouldn't say my best mate, I mean, sometimes the boy goes over the score, like one time when we -- me and him -- were having a laugh and all of a sudden he's f***ing gubbed me in the face, right --
WOMAN
Mr. Murphy, {leaving your friend aside,} do you see yourself as having any weaknesses?
SPUD
No. Well, yes. I have to admit it: I'm a perfectionist. For me, it's the best or nothing at all. If things go badly, I can't be bothered, but I have a good feeling about this interview. Seems to me like it's gone pretty well. We've touched on a lot of subjects, a lot of things to think about, for all of us.
MAN 1
Thank you, Mr. Murphy. We'll let you know.
SPUD
The pleasure was mine. Best interview I've ever been to. Thanks.
Spud crosses the room to shake everyone by the hand and kiss them.
RENTON
(v.o)
Spud had done well. I was proud of him. He f***ed up good and proper.