[Humour] I just saw

[B-right-on]

I was once in Brighton doing some shopping and didn't see Chris Eubank Snr the whole time I was there.

Beat that.

I didn't go to Brighton and i still saw him (in London)

 

[AmexRuislip]

My wife saw, what she thought was a builder in our local gym, a few years back.
Turned out it was Lawrence Dallaglio.

A negative to this, was when we were in our local Waitrose, again a few years back, when we heard this horrible screeching voice.
This turned out to be Katie Price

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ISbU6kfGE

 

[Medwayseagull]

Vic Reeves and his wife walk into a bar, then out again, in Venice.....

Beat that!

TNBA

TTF

Did they have wet legs ?

 

[Gwylan]

Oh, if this is a thread about people I've pissed with ....

I've stood next to Jimmy Case, Ronnie Corbett, Scott Quinnell and David Suchet. What do I win?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Oh, if this is a thread about people I've pissed with ....

I've stood next to Jimmy Case, Ronnie Corbett, Scott Quinnell and David Suchet. What do I win?

A copy of my latest novel. It is about a scouse midget rugby playing sleuth.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I saw the police women off only fools and horses in a Chinese in Lewes, oh and a bloke from the bill

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[schmunk]

My brother knows Karl Marx; he met him feeding pigeons in the People's Park.

 

[MattBackHome]

Michael J Fox gave me a light in Florence. Outside the Duomo.

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[Gwylan]

A copy of my latest novel. It is about a scouse midget rugby playing sleuth.

Sounds like a winner - Channel 4 would buy it

 

[Justice]

One of my customers was in the latest mission impossible movie

 

[Lush]

I saw Nick Cave on Sunday afternoon (yeah I know easy Brighton spot)

What was surprising was that he was watching Bohemian Rhapsody at the Komedia with his wife, and I heard him saying to someone afterwards that he loved it.

 

[RandyWanger]

I saw an ex Albion player in a bar in Venice and for the life of me, cannot remember his name! I did get a bit drunk. We watched that 'boro game

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

One of my customers was in the latest mission impossible movie

My old school mate is the Gaffer on the MI movies, and is good friends with Tom Cruise now after working on a few films with him.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I last night injured the villain from Taken 3 - well, the actor who plays him - in a 6-a-side match. Maybe in mid-scythe i had images of the evil Oleg Malankov racing through my mind.

 

[Questions]

My old mate Nick Turner had a slash next to Rod Stewart on a motorway service station many years back. Yes, he did look at his willy and reckoned it was nothing special.

I once had the actor who played Stan Harvey’s uncle in ‘Crossroads’ shout abuse at us kids because we wound him up in Rowlands Road, Worthing. He was drunk.

 

[Wilko]

I think I saw the band Placebo in Saisnburys once but I cannot be sure.

 

[narly101]

Your mum.

 

[Chicken Run]

Vic Reeves and his wife walk into a bar, then out again, in Venice.....

Beat that!

TNBA

TTF

Was he flying a French Eurofighter ?

 

[tinycowboy]

Vic Reeves and his wife walk into a bar, then out again, in Venice.....

Beat that!

I've seen him TWICE. Once at a garage on the A20, close to Charing, and once waiting for the train at St Pancras. However, I've NEVER seen Bob Mortimer, although he used to be my parents-in-law's neighbor.