[Humour] I just saw

[Pinkie Brown]

Slight tangent to this thread. We are soon approaching the annual competition; 'which town will have the most shit no mark celebrity to switch on the Christmas lights'.

Somewhere out there in the length & breadth of the UK, some craptown will be blessed with Peter Andre or the runner up of X Factor in 2007.

 

[marlowe]

I once took a piss next to Matthew Kelly of Game For A Laugh/You Bet fame. I couldn't see his cock.

Corrected for you.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I was once in Brighton doing some shopping and didn't see Chris Eubank Snr the whole time I was there.

Beat that.

I was in the loo with Matthew Kelly and didn't see him or his penis next to me at the urinal..........

.......of course he wasn't in the loo that evening. He was there when Joey Jo Jo Jr. was there.

 

[swd40]

My brother knows Karl Marx; he met him feeding pigeons in the People's Park.

What did he think about his manifesto?

 

[schmunk]

What did he think about his manifesto?

He liked it.

 

[Normal Rob]

I saw Oran Juice Jones spying on two people walking in the rain. They were holding hands, and he'll never be the same.