I haven't got a large one

[British Bulldog]

Confidence that they're pleasuring themselves is better than no confidence at all. Nobody enjoys being in a situation where neither party is enjoying it. Some people enjoy watching their partner having a good time, even if it does nothing for them physically, it can get them off mentally.

And, according to so called 'experts', men touch their partners in the way they like to be touched themselves. So if a man is performing in a way that gives himself pleasure, then at least it indicates to his partner the way that he likes it. Thus empowering the partner to act in a particular way on her (or his) lover.

If all men stopped worrying about penis size, and their partners stopped being shallow and making it an object of ridicule, we'd all (probably) be having much better sex.

Apologies if this is crude and has offended anybody.

I did'nt find it crude or offensive because I did'nt understand it!

 

[Clothes Peg]

I did'nt find it crude or offensive because I did'nt understand it!

Reading it back, I don't think I do either. I was trying not to make it gender specific. After all, it doesn't just apply to heterosexual relationships. In doing so, it just got all confused.

Oh well, ignore my messed up ramblings and I hope that you have great sex.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

first time my missus saw mine, she pointed at it and said "who do you think you're going to please with THAT"

i said "ME"

 

[Simster]

but how can you be confident if you are hung like a baby carrot ?

You tell us.

 

[Race]

you wouldn't want it on the end of your nose for a wart!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

however Japanese men have to make do with 4.8 average

Having said that, on more than one occasion my European-ness has proved a sticking point...

 

[Simster]

Having said that, on more than one occasion my European-ness has proved a sticking point...

Try sexing up your bird FIRST before ramming it in.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Try sexing up your bird FIRST before ramming it in.

Really want to make a rape related joke here, but I won't. Because rape is never a joking matter.

 

[Simster]

Really want to make a rape related joke here, but I won't. Because rape is never a joking matter.

Damn right it isn't. f***ing up the state of the countryside with that GHASTLY yellow all over the f***ing shop.

 

[Questions]

You tell us.

But I cant. Thats sort of my point really you bankrupt moron.

 

[Simster]

But I cant. Thats sort of my point really you bankrupt moron.

I suspect you can. You strike me as someone with penis envy.

And I haven't bitten regarding this persistent "bankrupt" charge you keep referring to because you're actually the sort of sad racist twunt who is not worth the steam off my piss. But I'm curious. Feel free to explain what the f*** you're talking about for the benefit of the rest of the board as well as myself.

 

[Questions]

I suspect you can. You strike me as someone with penis envy.

And I haven't bitten regarding this persistent "bankrupt" charge you keep referring to because you're actually the sort of sad racist twunt who is not worth the steam off my piss. But I'm curious. Feel free to explain what the f*** you're talking about for the benefit of the rest of the board as well as myself.

How you can think me racist is beyond me. I`m shocked by those accusations.

and as for you being CURIOUS.................. yes I had heard about that too.

 

[Simster]

You're a boring racist, needle-dicked simpleton and have been since your very first post. Shit off, eh.

 

[NMH]

Confidence that they're pleasuring themselves is better than no confidence at all. Nobody enjoys being in a situation where neither party is enjoying it. Some people enjoy watching their partner having a good time, even if it does nothing for them physically, it can get them off mentally.

And, according to so called 'experts', men touch their partners in the way they like to be touched themselves. So if a man is performing in a way that gives himself pleasure, then at least it indicates to his partner the way that he likes it. Thus empowering the partner to act in a particular way on her (or his) lover.

If all men stopped worrying about penis size, and their partners stopped being shallow and making it an object of ridicule, we'd all (probably) be having much better sex.

Apologies if this is crude and has offended anybody.

Crude? no, not at all. I can only agree with it actually.
That subject always made me wonder what it must be, to go with a prostitute - I cannot imagine it's anything more than a cold act for her, and 'just another performance'.
Actually, there is (incredibly) a song about that - a warning to any who might flippantly consider slaking their desires with a woman of the night, the tragic, world-worn woman who's world is actually ....sold.

Subtitled, an example of an influential and enigmatic artist - and performer.

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[Questions]

You're a boring racist, needle-dicked simpleton and have been since your very first post. Shit off, eh.

are you still recruiting for friends in your fight against Bhaexpress you little fat piss stained wanker.

 

[Simster]

are you still recruiting for friends in your fight against Bhaexpress you little fat piss stained wanker.

No, Frank & I have made our peace. I'm onto a new hobby these days, finding anyone who thinks you're a top bloke.

No luck so far, you insignificant sack of shit.

 

[Questions]

No, Frank & I have made our peace. I'm onto a new hobby these days, finding anyone who thinks you're a top bloke.

No luck so far, you insignificant sack of shit.

Get some real mates Gimpster...... dont worry about popularity on here. Did you go again last night all on your lonesome. You cant find anyone to go with can you ? Keep up the good work with Frank and I`m sure he`s forgiven you for all those things you said about his beloved.


Got to go now Sim you fat gimp, as we got a ****** to hang out the back.

 

[Simster]

Got to go now Simster you fat gimp, as we got a ****** to hang out the back.

lol. So WITTY!



Almost as funny as your "bankrupt" posts!

 

[Les Biehn]

I like to stuiff my balls in along with my cock which I find makes up for having a 2 inch fully erect penis.