I haven't got a large one

[Nibble]

Most women are cum gurgling gutter sluts who will take any sized cock thats offered to them.

 

[captainmorganrum]

The thought immediately comes to mind (no pun intended ) is that she's been around the block and subsequently is a little stretched!

I'm too much of a gentleman to respond to that.










But yeah, you could well be right!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I knew a scaffolder once who although admitting to only having a small winkle said his wife was very happy because he had 22 stone to push it in with!

 

[Hornblower]

I tend to agree that it depends whether you are applying it to a wizzards sleeve or a mouses ear.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I knew a scaffolder once who although admitting to only having a small winkle said his wife was very happy because he had 22 stone to push it in with!

hard and fast is the best way

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Have you ever been in a relationship where your partner suggests you are impressively or effectively tooled when you know in fact that at best you have a completely standard genital kit?

Yes! I have exactly that with my current girlfriend and it would be fair to say that she's 'been around,' and as such has seen her fair share. My kit is very 'standard', although on a cold day she definately struggles to find it and yet still bigs it up at every opportunity. I think it's called humouring/massaging the fragile male ego.

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[Nibble]

My ex told me I had a maasive one. I returned the compliment and she dumped me! Women!?

 

[challengechappers]

hard and fast is the best way

i find all your comments quite disturbing....... when they're placed next to a picture of steven spielberg: gives me the heebie jeebies !

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

he has got 5 kids so he knows how to use it

 

[sten_super]

i find all your comments quite disturbing....... when they're placed next to a picture of steven spielberg: gives me the heebie jeebies !

I place too much emphasis on the pictures. If I ever get the opportunity to meet anyone from this board, I am going to be alarmed when they don't look like their avatar.

 

[Goodfella]

I'd had a few last night and heard my wife say "You got a big prick you know", so i went to sleep quite contented, only to find out this morning she in fact said you ARE a big prick you know.

 

[unnameable]

I'd send him to a counsellor myself.

I would send him to both: a shrink and Melanie Cutress.

 

[Questions]

if you measure your todger in millimetres as is the European way you might be pleasantly surprised at the size of it.

 

[BensGrandad]

The answer when told your organ is too small is to reply 'it is not use to playing in The Albert Hall'.

 

[Titanic]

The answer when told your organ is too small is to reply 'it is not use to playing in The Albert Hall'.

The largest pipe in the organ at the Albert Hall is just over 32ft in length.

 

[BensGrandad]

I was talking about my organ not theirs, which was purpose built, mine has had to make do when needed.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Size doesn't matter, confidence does.

As long as you're confident about what you're doing, then that's one of the best qualities you can have.

Stop worring about something you can't change.

 

[Questions]

Size doesn't matter, confidence does.

As long as you're confident about what you're doing, then that's one of the best qualities you can have.

Stop worring about something you can't change.

but how can you be confident if you are hung like a baby carrot ?

 

[NMH]

Size doesn't matter, confidence does.

As long as you're confident about what you're doing, then that's one of the best qualities you can have.

Stop worring about something you can't change.

You just counseled to several hundred men about their private parts.

You SLUT!



Anyway, what about if men are confident that what they are doing is giving THEM pleasure, and don't give a rat's about the woman??

 

[Clothes Peg]

You just counseled to several hundred men about their private parts.

You SLUT!



Anyway, what about if men are confident that what they are doing is giving THEM pleasure, and don't give a rat's about the woman??

Confidence that they're pleasuring themselves is better than no confidence at all. Nobody enjoys being in a situation where neither party is enjoying it. Some people enjoy watching their partner having a good time, even if it does nothing for them physically, it can get them off mentally.

And, according to so called 'experts', men touch their partners in the way they like to be touched themselves. So if a man is performing in a way that gives himself pleasure, then at least it indicates to his partner the way that he likes it. Thus empowering the partner to act in a particular way on her (or his) lover.

If all men stopped worrying about penis size, and their partners stopped being shallow and making it an object of ridicule, we'd all (probably) be having much better sex.

Apologies if this is crude and has offended anybody.