I have got a hangover , am tired and am in a bad mood.

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think people were picking up on the 'I'm in a bad mood' part of your swing, rather than the booze bit.

You do like to tee up these volleys, don't you...?

Just my odd sense of humour Alan, still don't see why someone I have never met in my life ( to my knowledge ) calls me a prick for no apparent reason but thats NSC all over , lots of brave keyboard warriors hiding behind their false names and computer screens, lifes too short for this shit, see ya

 

[The Large One]

Have you never been in a bad mood when you are hungover? I have. I mumble away to myself on the way to work and get annoyed when i'm trying to cross roads. I get impatient at peole walking in front of me,all sorts. I'm a right grumpy bastard!

Yes, and like Spielberg, you delight in letting us know chapter and verse of every single part of that grump.

I grump about important shit. Like didgeridoo players and Dean Cox's driving.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Desert Orchid in the REMF christmas meat raffle had to be withdrawn. I blame Bozza.

please my sides are hurting no no stop ' tears roll down face " stop it, stop it

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Yes, and like Spielberg, you delight in letting us know chapter and verse of every single part of that grump.

I grump about important shit. Like didgeridoo players and Dean Cox's driving.

fair enough then , have a merry Xmas

 

[Nibble]

Yes, and like Spielberg, you delight in letting us know chapter and verse of every single part of that grump.



Not true old bean. I avoid NSC when I'm hungover 'cos I would end up inthe mother of all pointless rows if I did. If you think I'm a grumpy turd normally you should see me hungover! I'm a twat!

 

[Bozza]

thats NSC all over , lots of brave keyboard warriors hiding behind their false names and computer screens, lifes too short for this shit, see ya

It's the Internet all over, which this tiny corner reflects.

Haven't you said you were going about 8 times now? And, for clarification, are you going just for today or for good?

(where 'for good' obviously means returning in a few days pretending none of this ever happened)

 

[Simster]

Desert Orchid in the REMF christmas meat raffle had to be withdrawn. I blame Bozza.

Raffle? I think you mean "AUCTION".

 

[Buzzer]

fair enough then , have a merry Xmas

Red hot tip US. Don't keep threatening to flounce out of here with "see yas" and "cheerios" et al and then keep replying.

People will think you're a bottler or buffoon.

Which clearly you're not.

 

[The Large One]

Red hot tip US. Don't keep threatening to flounce out of here with "see yas" and "cheerios" et al and then keep replying.

People will think you're a bottler or buffoon.

Which clearly you're not.

But 'see ya' is the new 'flounce'.

And you call youself a metrosexual...?

 

[stan miguell]

f*** me you lot are a bunch of girls aint ya. a few bevvies and your crying! me and carlos have been having a right giggle at all this nonsense. you give blokes a bad name spellberg!

 

[The Large One]

f*** me you lot are a bunch of girls aint ya. a few bevvies and your crying! me and carlos have been having a right giggle at all this nonsense. you give blokes a bad name spellberg!

The DOM speaks sense.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

only me

 

[Simster]

f*** me you lot are a bunch of girls aint ya. a few bevvies and your crying! me and carlos have been having a right giggle at all this nonsense. you give blokes a bad name spellberg!

You must see your fair share of fall-over-after-a-shandy handbags though Stan?

 

[Nibble]

I still love you US

 

[Buzzer]

only me

"Only"? You are too modest, US. You're a winner with a capital W in our eyes.

 

[stan miguell]

You must see your fair share of fall-over-after-a-shandy handbags though Stan?

all the time mate. normally brits trying to impress some bit of hired skirt. couple of mahous and there jack the lad. couple more sparko.

 

[John Bumlick]

Just my odd sense of humour Alan, still don't see why someone I have never met in my life ( to my knowledge ) calls me a prick for no apparent reason but thats NSC all over , lots of brave keyboard warriors hiding behind their false names and computer screens, lifes too short for this shit, see ya

so, let me get this straight. even if you act like a total cock on here, no-one's allowed to mention it unless they know you personally?

thank f*** for that!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Anyone else in the hangover club , if so what was your consumption , where , when did it start and when did it finish

That is all.

No matter how bad that hangover is Uncle, just remember, it's Christmas, and it's what baby Jesus and all his little elves would have wanted

:dance:

 

[Grendel]

No matter how bad that hangover is Uncle, just remember, it's Christmas, and it's what baby Jesus and all his little elves would have wanted

Jesus would not have turned water into wine if he disaproved of the odd beverage every now and then.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Jesus would not have turned water into wine if he disaproved of the odd beverage every now and then.

Reminds me of the parable of The Wedding In Canaan (or possibly Caanan)

Peter sidles up to Jesus and whispers 'Master, the wine, the guests have drank their fill, it is almost all gone'. To which Jesus replies 'Be not afraid, Peter my son, pass me yon pitcher of water and I shall transform it into the finest wine'. At which point Judas stands up and shouts 'Piss off Jesus, you can put a fiver in the kitty like the rest of us'.