I have a solution to the money problems at Albion

[Set of Tracksuits]

I'll play centre-mid if you like!!

Not sure if I'd describe myself as hard though.

 

[larus]

I'm available either right or left midfield. Still playing Sundays (wrong side of 40 though ).

Not as fast as I was, but hey, I sure ain't as slow as I'm gonna be.

 

[Easy 10]

I'd have thought Diggers would be taking the "Paul Kitson" role, following his encounter with a loose drainpipe and a bunch of flowers ?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Easy, I feel it is time for the jibes to stop and for you step up to the table and do your bit. Where do you play, how good are you, and will you cope with the Premiership.

As the NSC unofficial raconteur I hope you will not be hiding behin programm editor or some such weedy job.

 

[Marshy]

I will play anywhere the manager wants me too if it means i get to where the blue and white stripes !

 

[On the Left Wing]

I think the successful team members need to submit headshots so we can have a team photo!!!!

 

[Easy 10]

Easy, I feel it is time for the jibes to stop and for you step up to the table and do your bit. Where do you play, how good are you, and will you cope with the Premiership.

As the NSC unofficial raconteur I hope you will not be hiding behin programm editor or some such weedy job.

Jibes ? Not at all old boy.
I am a quite appalling footballer though, but you seem to have plenty of them already. Maybe I could be the mascot ? I don't mind "taking one for the team".

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I'm in.

Subs bench only though I'm afraid.

Bring me on for the last 15 minutes as something different up front.

 

[Simster]

I'm in.

Subs bench only though I'm afraid.

Bring me on for the last 15 seconds (if Michael Mahoney Johnson is unavailable) as something different up front.

Very wise.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Easy - what sort of mascot would you suggest?? Nothing like Gully I hope. Iy would be nice to have something that it is not reflective of the team but also of t our great city.

Thinks for a minute................reflects the team and the city.....

A gay donkey with a broken leg.........called Neddy Fluffball.

A new mascot for a new team.

 

[Parson Henry]

Midfield dynamo with a great engine and an eye for that defence spliting pass. Adroit at trapping the ball with one touch and executing an inch perfect pass the whole width of the pitch.

Set piece maestro.



(Crowd chants Perry here, perry there..Perry's running everywhere!)

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

The way things are going we could start a breakaway 'Perry' XI..

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I'm an absolutely anonymous water-carrier in the middle of the park with very little vision or skill and get knackered after 10 minutes of every game I play - will I fit in?

But you do a mean sideways and backwards pass...

I'd like to nominate myself for pretty much any position on the pitch(but not centre back-thats a crap position).

O.k. my cv:

G.K: Technically my strongest position. School/county league youth/university etc etc. Former hove park colts outstanding player of the year winner(95/6 season i think.)

L.B: Er, i'm left footed. Can't tackle or pass though...

R.B Paul watson was left footed...

L.M/L.W See L.B. Plus i dont smoke and am not a heavy drinker, so i haven't lost any of the pace i never had.

R.M/R.W Nope, can't think of anyway to sell myself here. Sorry.

C.M playmaker. I once scored a dean wilkinsesque free kick. In training. In 1993.

C.M hard man. Although i weigh about 3 stone, i do have a shaven head. And if you have a shaven head it means you're hard. Right?

S: Given time, i'm not too bad at shooting. Plus i'm left footed so i can offer balance to the forward line.

So, is there a place for me?

Oh yeah, one final bonus. I live in japan, so if you play me i'll be able to bring my international 'experience' to the team.

 

[Simster]

Adroit

Lovely word that. Well done.

 

[Del Boy]

What about squad number? I normally wear the no.7...

 

[tedebear]

hmmmm what can I do??

I suppose its out of the question to let a girl actually on the pitch??

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

midfield or striker if needed! number 12!

 

[Marc]

hmmmm what can I do??

I suppose its out of the question to let a girl actually on the pitch??

you and Zef can drive the team coach..obviously an upgraded 10litre jobby with twin carbs and stuff

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Just been out for a run to fine tune my fitness. Right, now for the pub.

 

[Donny Osmond]

I am an outstanding young goalkeeper
(my brother says I am the best he has ever seen)
I play 5 a-side and have cat like reflexes. So move the competition out the way I am in.
Ps any photograph must be taken from my left hand side. My sexy side.