I have a solution to the money problems at Albion

[Simster]

I remember thinking after the Donny fans united game at Pikeysville that this sort of thing really was a good idea.

 

[Braders]

right so its

gk - 80s seagull/seagullible
rb- n1 gull/crabbers
cb-otlw
cb-digweed
cb-lammy
lb-Dick Knights Mum/simster/crabbers
mf-Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms
mf-?
mf-?
st- wardywonderland
st- me

 

[Happy Seagull]

I make a mean cup of halftime tea

 

[Yoda]

I can kick a ball with both feet and have a lot of pace.

Played left wing for NSC Albion last weekend.

 

[JJ McClure]

I'd like to challenge for the keepers place - I have semi-pro experience

hardly a challange, as I said I'm worse than Will Packham!

*resigned to wearing number 13*

 

[maffew]

I drink whisky like a fish, can I be manager?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I can, I am a gifted left sided player, and you're in my place. Now get back to your amateur Portslade effort.

gifted *snigger*


I think you'll find there is a Keep the Shirt policy. And as we are Winners! ( (c) clive woodward) you are history.

To be honest you were never even that. Bloomin park footballers.

 

[MattBackHome]

I'm an absolutely anonymous water-carrier in the middle of the park with very little vision or skill and get knackered after 10 minutes of every game I play - will I fit in?

 

[JJ McClure]

I'm an absolutely anonymous water-carrier in the middle of the park with very little vision or skill and get knackered after 10 minutes of every game I play - will I fit in?

Just what we're after, at this rate we'll have a team fit for county league division 6 in no time at all!

 

[Del Boy]

I can play a good standard on the left of midfield, also have a nice replica kit (saving more money) and can supply half time oranges... Does that make me captain?

 

[Lush]

I have a magic sponge and a pair of plimsolls

 

[Seagullible]

I have a magic sponge and a pair of plimsolls

Wahoo, Lush is the physio - 80's seagull is back in as I have a sudden groin strain ;-)

 

[On the Left Wing]

I think we could have a physio team of Yorkie, EK, Lush, Troster, BAG ... they could all specialise in different parts of the body!

 

[On the Left Wing]

I'm an absolutely anonymous water-carrier in the middle of the park with very little vision or skill and get knackered after 10 minutes of every game I play - will I fit in?

Your real name isn't Charlie Oatway by any chance?

 

[Braders]

I think we could have a physio team of Yorkie, EK, Lush, Troster, BAG ... they could all specialise in different parts of the body!

nah

just think of all the fake injuries that will be made up just to go to the physios

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Right then chaps - we are now looking for a hard man in the centre of the park and perhaps another striker up front.

What we must not forget is the opposition - who is going to volunteer to go and watch Crew and Cardiff and return to NSC with some info on the oppo??

 

[n1 gull]

Dave the Gaffer is hard, he's taking on the whole of the ICF when we play the Hammers

 

[On the Left Wing]

Right then chaps - we are now looking for a hard man in the centre of the park and perhaps another striker up front.

What we must not forget is the opposition - who is going to volunteer to go and watch Crew and Cardiff and return to NSC with some info on the oppo??

Reckon Looney and FG would make good scouts ... their insight would be riveting

 

[Braders]

if someone can sort me out tickets and trains then yeah


bit late for crewe though , there next games us!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Reckon Looney and FG would make good scouts ... their insight would be riveting

Sorry guys ... I have just been taken to task for undue sarcasm ... won't do it again, I promise