I have a date on Friday!

[algie]

Who told you that?

Good post on the Argus online Doug.A few people agree with you.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Then it's back to your or her house for scrabble.

 

[Gazwag]

Make sure you get some popcorn to put on your lap for the kissing bits in the film, and dont wear your Robin costume

 

[trueblue]

Worth asking at the start of the evening whether she's "on the blob". If so, may as well postpone, give her the bus fare home and save your dinner money.

Women like that type of decisiveness. It's manly.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Worth asking at the start of the evening whether she's "on the blob". If so, may as well postpone, give her the bus fare home and save your dinner money.

Sod that, oral during menstruation is the dogs bollogs.

 

[jolsonhammond]

Marina for Pizza Hut and Cinema .

Is she is a 14yo chav then??!!

Seriously though, congratulations!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh yeah KEV, whatever happens you need to thank HER for a lovely evening even if you have PAID for everything.

 

[tedebear]

With my work colleague from Work, I'm well pleased. I'm taking her to the Marina for Pizza Hut and Cinema (Maybe Spiderman 3 but I doubt it).

Which one? I'll check her out next time I'm in - and report back!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Don't forget to wash behind your ears and take a clean handerchief young man. Remember - manners cost nothing so hold the door for her and take her coat. Maintain eye contact when she is talking to you and ask her questions about her life and views. Then slip her some Rohypnol and rape her bottom.

That is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

 

[Nemesis]

True. Go to the offie, nick some booze and take her up the park.

Is that similar to taking her up the 'arris?

 

[Northstander]

Worth asking at the start of the evening whether she's "on the blob". If so, may as well postpone, give her the bus fare home and save your dinner money.

Women like that type of decisiveness. It's manly.

 

[Nemesis]

Buy some new condoms too-the one in your wallet might have perished.

 

[ali jenkins]

Kev, always say how nice she looksa aswell, even if she's at work wearing her uniform!

Or ask her if shes done something diffrent with her hair because it looks great!

Little comments like that go a LONG way mate!

Edit: Oh and dont keep asking her about the date, that'll make her think your TOO keen and thats off putting! Just sya to her on friday before you leave work, "so we still on for tonight?" or something like that!


And remember to take a notebook! We want DETAILS my friend! DETAILS!

 

[Napper]

sad

 

[dizzy_girl]

Have you decided what you are going to wear tomorrow Kev?

And a little tip, don't over do it on the after shave.

 

[Les Biehn]

Kev, I've only skimmed the thread but for the love of god don't take her to Pizza Hut. Take her to the Italian up the top by all the other restaurants. Well priced and you will earn browny points (hopefully both sorts).

Cinema is a good idea if you don't want to drink. However I find on first dates its best to get a little pissed therefore if its going well you have more courage to go for the kill while if its going a bit shit you don't care to much as you're a bit winky and hey, you still might get a bit.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Kev, I've only skimmed the thread but for the love of god don't take her to Pizza Hut. Take her to the Italian up the top by all the other restaurants. Well priced and you will earn browny points (hopefully both sorts).

Cinema is a good idea if you don't want to drink. However I find on first dates its best to get a little pissed therefore if its going well you have more courage to go for the kill while if its going a bit shit you don't care to much as you're a bit winky and hey, you still might get a bit.

Listen to his advice. It worked on me
Except that Les thought he was going to a Spanish restaurant and actually took me to an Italian after I'd expressed a preference not to have Italian.

 

[Springal]

Listen to his advice. It worked on me
Except that Les thought he was going to a Spanish restaurant and actually took me to an Italian after I'd expressed a preference not to have Italian.

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68895

thats not you is it

 

[Clothes Peg]

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68895

thats not you is it

No, and I'm not going to read the rest of that thread for fear of seeing something wrong in it.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

By the way, she isn't fussed where we go. She just wants to go with the flow, so that fine by me.

Ugh i hate when women say that.

It always seems to end up in can we be friends.