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I have a date on Friday!
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Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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Congratulations Kevin - I hope it goes swimmingly for you
Remember I am here if you need any advice. A few things I would offer is dress up a bit, don't let Bob tag along with you, and make sure you don't drop anything, such as the pizza picker upper on the floor, then try and put it back with the pizza
Remember I am here if you need any advice. A few things I would offer is dress up a bit, don't let Bob tag along with you, and make sure you don't drop anything, such as the pizza picker upper on the floor, then try and put it back with the pizza
ChapManiA
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If I was going on a 'first date' I wouldn't want to do the cinema. 2 hours sat in silence, I'd want to talk, finding out as much as I could about the lady.
A nice walk on the pier, fish and chips with a stroll along the beach as mentioned by someone earlier in the thread would be my choice.
However, I'm sure that whatever you plan, the lady will have a great time in your company.
Here's hoping that she's a wrestling fan, you could talk for hours about that with her Kev!
A nice walk on the pier, fish and chips with a stroll along the beach as mentioned by someone earlier in the thread would be my choice.
However, I'm sure that whatever you plan, the lady will have a great time in your company.
Here's hoping that she's a wrestling fan, you could talk for hours about that with her Kev!
Scotty Mac
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kev - ask her if she like rohypnol
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Bozza said:
Bluejuice
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Bozza said:
Would anybody mind if I had a little titter at this one?
And Kev, just go for it mate. Do what you think is best. It doesn't matter where you go, it's who you go with that matters.
I genuinely want to hear about a roaring success next week.
BEST OF LUCK
ali jenkins
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Good work fella!
Hope it all goes well!
Just to give you a heads up i was planning to go to the FLICKS on friday evening down the marina so if i bump into you im NOT stalking you!
Hope it all goes well!
Just to give you a heads up i was planning to go to the FLICKS on friday evening down the marina so if i bump into you im NOT stalking you!
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ChapManiA said:
Ditto. It is all about investigating each other (in the non-biblical sense). Take her to a restaurant in Brighton - even Fat Leo's or Donatello are preferable to Pizza Hut. Take her somewhere you can talk, take her somewhere you can get to know each other. Take her up the arse.
Ps Take her for a quiet drink and a stroll along the seafront.
Bluejuice
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Just out of interest BoF, according to WHO exactly?
And Favourite has a U in it
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Bluejuice said:
Damn edit rule
I know that! It was a cut'n'paste job from some Yank website.
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Bozza said:
Very good point, Mr Bozza.
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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kev, don't do pizza hut and cinema
meal then drink/drink then meal
as said before, somewhere in the lanes rather than pizza hut, pizza hut is expensive and not that good....even donatellos is preferable
oh, and as a safety measure, bring some i.d with you(you're only 20 and places are supposed to i.d anyone under 21) and it'd be WELL embarassing if you couldn't buy her a drink
happened to me when i was under 18 and i nearly f***ing DIED
meal then drink/drink then meal
as said before, somewhere in the lanes rather than pizza hut, pizza hut is expensive and not that good....even donatellos is preferable
oh, and as a safety measure, bring some i.d with you(you're only 20 and places are supposed to i.d anyone under 21) and it'd be WELL embarassing if you couldn't buy her a drink
happened to me when i was under 18 and i nearly f***ing DIED
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Good luck Kev. Let's hope a second date follows soon afterwards
Stumpy Tim
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Good grief. I can't be the amount of congratulations a 20 year old grown ADULT has got for managing to persuade one girl to go out with him.
I also can't believe that the best place he can think of to go is f***ing Pizza Hut. What next? Romantic weekend away to Butlins?
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I also can't believe that the best place he can think of to go is f***ing Pizza Hut. What next? Romantic weekend away to Butlins?
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dougdeep
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algie said:
Who told you that?
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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One of the fundamental rules of dating - never go to the cinema on a first date. As said above, you're supposed to be talking and finding out about each other, not sitting in silence watching a film that no female in her right mind would want to watch! Instead head to Raystede Animal Sanctuary outside of Lewes, although it's closes at 4pm so you might have to scale the small fence to get in, but the ducks, geese and peacocks will still be knocking about regardless of the time.