Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
mendoza10 said:rumbled pulled him off after 5 seconds last friday, just making sure the same doesnt happen this friday
mendoza10 said:rumbled pulled him off after 5 seconds last friday, just making sure the same doesnt happen this friday
Basil Fawlty said:I'm paying thanks.
Hungry Joe said:Thanks. What about snoring? Is that a bad sign?
Bozza said:Take her to Wagamama Kev. Better than Pizza Hut. And needn't cost too much:
http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=104111
Basil Fawlty said:I'm not a fan of Japanese food.
ginadim said:Snoring would also suggest that she's finished. Although, I'd say snoring is more indicative of a real orgasm.
¤Dã?n¥ §êãGüLL¤ said:I
Give you a really good tip for first dates - take a girl to a zoo or an animal sanctuary... or cheaper still, to the duck pond to throw some bread at the quackies.
¡Cereal Killer! said:Go to the off licence, buy some booze and take her down the beach
ginadim said:BAD PLAN!
ginadim said:BAD PLAN!
¤Dã?n¥ §êãGüLL¤ said:... or cheaper still, to the duck pond to throw some bread at the quackies
ChapmansThe Saviour said:Remember Kev, have a WANK before you leave for the date. It'll calm you down and you might not EXPLODE as soon as you break into her.