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I have a date on Friday!



Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
mendoza10 said:
rumbled pulled him off after 5 seconds last friday, just making sure the same doesnt happen this friday
:lolol: :lolol:
 








Clothes Peg

New member
Mar 3, 2007
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Hungry Joe said:
Thanks. What about snoring? Is that a bad sign?

Snoring would also suggest that she's finished. Although, I'd say snoring is more indicative of a real orgasm.
 










trueblue

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
10,955
Hove
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Give you a really good tip for first dates - take a girl to a zoo or an animal sanctuary... or cheaper still, to the duck pond to throw some bread at the quackies.

:thumbsup:

Yeh take her to Falmer. Feed the ducks, and then you can 'feed the pony' in the handy stadium-shaped field over the road.
 




Mendoza

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B.M.F

New member
Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
Nice one Kev and I agreee with everyone else to not go to the cinema and Pizza hut. Where abouts does she live because if it is Hove there are some great restaurants on Church Road and then you can have a stroll along the seafront which the girls seem to love plus there are lots of bars if she starts to feel chilly.
Hope it goes ok young ape master :)
 
























CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,097
Remember Kev, have a WANK before you leave for the date. It'll calm you down and you might not EXPLODE as soon as you break into her.

:)
 




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