I have a date on Friday!

[Bakesy]

No, I just said. I don't have a clue what to wear.

A nice bit of Prada , decent aftershave, buy her some flowers and take her to a nice restaurant.......Oh...........

 

[TSB]

Will he last more than the 5 seconds he lasted last friday

que?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Re: Re: I have a date on Friday!

How old are you?

I'm twenty, why?!

 

[trueblue]

Re: Re: Re: I have a date on Friday!

I'm twenty, why?!

At the very least, take her to one of the Italians around The Lanes for a proper pizza... they're not expensive and so much more intimate!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Congratulations, Kev and I hope you both have a lovely evening.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Don't forget to wash behind your ears and take a clean handerchief young man. Remember - manners cost nothing so hold the door for her and take her coat. Maintain eye contact when she is talking to you and ask her questions about her life and views. Then slip her some Rohypnol and rape her bottom.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I have a date on Friday!

At the very least, take her to one of the Italians around The Lanes for a proper pizza... they're not expensive and so much more intimate!

Agreed. Pizza hut is actually expensive for what it is. Go for a real Pizza, that will definitely impress her more. Pizza Hut in the Marina will be full of screaming kids. I'm giving helpful advice from a female perspective here.

Also, everytime I've gone to the cinema as a first date, it's ended in disaster. On the plus side, if you don't get along well, it's a good excuse not to talk.

 

[TSB]

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Agreed. Pizza hut is actually expensive for what it is. Go for a real Pizza, that will definitely impress her more. Pizza Hut in the Marina will be full of screaming kids. I'm giving helpful advice from a female perspective here.

Also, everytime I've gone to the cinema as a first date, it's ended in disaster. On the plus side, if you don't get along well, it's a good excuse not to talk.

Agree with all of this. Kev, seriously, Pizza hut and cinema=bad move.

Maybe a real restaurant and then a walk on the beach? (though fish & chips worked for me recently, for some reason). Sun will be going down=romantic. You will also get a lot more chance to talk.

Make sure you ask loads of questions and don't volunteer too much information about yourself...wait for her to ask.

Plus, if you go to a real restaurant, there's a lot more chance she'll get drunk

 

[Mendoza]

que?

rumbled pulled him off after 5 seconds last friday, just making sure the same doesnt happen this friday

 

[Hungry Joe]

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I'm giving helpful advice from a female perspective here.

As a female, if Kev gets really lucky how should he tell when she has finished faking her orgasm?

 

[Hungry Joe]

rumbled pulled him off after 5 seconds last friday, just making sure the same doesnt happen this friday

Kev, if you get pulled off after 5 seconds give me her telephone number.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Lucky for some

(ok I have a date with a work collegue on Tuesday but doubt anything will come from it)

 

[Beach Hut]

Well whatever happens I am sure the after date thread will be NSC gold

 

[Basil Fawlty]

By the way, she isn't fussed where we go. She just wants to go with the flow, so that fine by me.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

If you wanna see Spiderman 3 book in advance dude.

Give you a really good tip for first dates - take a girl to a zoo or an animal sanctuary... or cheaper still, to the duck pond to throw some bread at the quackies. It makes you look different and caring, like me. Even if she hates animals, which I doubt, you can still have a laugh about it whilst there. Then (if you can afford it) take her shopping, let her look in all the shops she wants - don't moan - and when she sees a top she's fallen in love with offer to buy it for her.

And don't be smutty and act like you only wanna get into her knickers.

 

[Hungry Joe]

By the way, she isn't fussed where we go. She just wants to go with the flow, so that fine by me.

Take her to a Lapdancing club, the birds love that.

 

[Clothes Peg]

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As a female, if Kev gets really lucky how should he tell when she has finished faking her orgasm?

Silence is usually a good sign, and also breathing that strangely goes back to a normal rate very quickly.

 

[Hungry Joe]

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Silence is usually a good sign, and also breathing that strangely goes back to a normal rate very quickly.

Thanks. What about snoring? Is that a bad sign?

 

[dougdeep]

I hope she's paying.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I hope she's paying.

I'm paying thanks.