I have a date on Friday!

[reuters]

OK. Aids, Steven Hawkins had one chance of being weightless.....however, he had to wait until he was in his late 40's - theres still hope!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

wellplayed young kevin

 

[perth seagull]

The date went amazingly well, so amazing in fact. me and Dana have fallen deeply in love with each other, love at first sight is a fantastic feeling. Last night we walked along the beach, cannoodling with each other. It was the best feeling in the whole entire world, we went along the Pier but it was closed apart from the bars, but that was still fantastic because I was with the girl I adore. We then decided on walking to the Marina with highhills (my girlfriend is with me right now, her words not mine.) So we then decided against the idea of walking, and we decided to get the bus to it instead. We got to the Marina and the time was 9:20, so we missed the last showing of Spiderman Three. So we then went onto Pizza Hut, we had a table for two, got served by Sophi. We were playing footsy under the table, also the couple next to us were also doing it.

We then ordered, 2 Tangos, Cheesy Garlics Bread and Meatfeast. We ate the food, and the bill come to £16.06 and we gave pound tip, but no bloody mints!!!! We then got the bus back to my house and she met my mother, and she is so lovely, sweet and a good person to talk to. (look up brackets earlier in paragraph).

We then continued to about 1:15 in the morning, and then I took my baby home, only five minute walk over the bridge. and we kissed goodnight, and I didn't want the night to end.

I LOVE YOU DANA, SO MUCH BABY. YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY, AND I WANT TO MAKE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST WOMEN ON THIS PLANET!

ROFL, when is the next installment?

 

[dougdeep]

Great stuff, romance isn't dead.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Does she know how to put up a dartboard?

Congratulations aswell though!

 

[sir danny cullip]

Well in Kev I cant believe I didnt read this earlier could have got all the juicy gossip yesterday!!

 

[maffew]

good work Kev.

Top posting as well

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Jesus.... I despair

 

[Les Biehn]

Jesus.... I despair

Of what?

 

[magoo]

Kev, did you ever write under the name Sue Townsend?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Nice one Kev, Sounds brilliant, top post n'all.

 

[Dave the OAP]

aaaah, that is so sweet

nice one kev.

 

[Marty McFly]

We then got the bus back to my house and she met my mother, and she is so lovely, sweet and a good person to talk to. (look up brackets earlier in paragraph).

We then continued to about 1:15 in the morning, and then I took my baby home, only five minute walk over the bridge. and we kissed goodnight, and I didn't want the night to end.

- I suppsoe that's Portslade for you...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The date went amazingly well, so amazing in fact. me and Dana have fallen deeply in love with each other, love at first sight is a fantastic feeling. Last night we walked along the beach, cannoodling with each other. It was the best feeling in the whole entire world, we went along the Pier but it was closed apart from the bars, but that was still fantastic because I was with the girl I adore. We then decided on walking to the Marina with highhills (my girlfriend is with me right now, her words not mine.) So we then decided against the idea of walking, and we decided to get the bus to it instead. We got to the Marina and the time was 9:20, so we missed the last showing of Spiderman Three. So we then went onto Pizza Hut, we had a table for two, got served by Sophi. We were playing footsy under the table, also the couple next to us were also doing it.

We then ordered, 2 Tangos, Cheesy Garlics Bread and Meatfeast. We ate the food, and the bill come to £16.06 and we gave pound tip, but no bloody mints!!!! We then got the bus back to my house and she met my mother, and she is so lovely, sweet and a good person to talk to. (look up brackets earlier in paragraph).

We then continued to about 1:15 in the morning, and then I took my baby home, only five minute walk over the bridge. and we kissed goodnight, and I didn't want the night to end.

I LOVE YOU DANA, SO MUCH BABY. YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY, AND I WANT TO MAKE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST WOMEN ON THIS PLANET!

my sides!!! GOLD!!!!!

 

[Kenhead]

Well done kev

 

[clapham_gull]

Kevin McCarthy and Dana Wynter

(From Invasion of the Body Snatchers)

 

[Pork Sword]

This thread is possibly funniest thing I have ever read.

1. Pizza Hut then the cinema.
2. Asking her mum what to wear.
3. Being in love with a bird after 1 date.
4. This 'Kev' is 20 years old?!?!?!?!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!??!!!

 

[Les Biehn]

This thread is possibly funniest thing I have ever read.

1. Pizza Hut then the cinema.
2. Asking her mum what to wear.
3. Being in love with a bird after 1 date.
4. This 'Kev' is 20 years old?!?!?!?!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!??!!!

I'm interested to know what would be your idea of a date?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Well done son, dont forget to bag it!
Dont want little Kevs running around!