I have a date on Friday!

[ali jenkins]

I have it on good authority that Kev got laid.

But you cant beleve everything that BOB says!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

But you cant beleve everything that BOB says!

 

[ali jenkins]

Potter, Whats kevs msn address?

Could you PM it to me?

 

[ChapManiA]

Kev says that the girl likes his bedroom.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Kev says that the girl likes his bedroom.

What about his ceiling?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Kev says that the girl likes his bedroom.

She must be a sucker for the Spiderman duvet cover and matching PJs.

 

[ali jenkins]

She must be a sucker for the Spiderman duvet cover and matching PJs.

If only you knew mate, if only!

 

[Bry Nylon]

Kev: I can't get it up...
G/F: Maybe I can help?
Kev: No, its hopeless. Even my mum and dad can't seem to help me get it up...
G/F: What?!?
Kev: My dartboard. Look, its still on the floor...

 

[rospants]

She must be a sucker for the Spiderman duvet cover and matching PJs.

how do you know that??, you been there as well??

 

[ali jenkins]

Kev: I can't get it up...
G/F: Maybe I can help?
Kev: No, its hopeless. Even my mum and dad can't seem to me get it up...
G/F: What?!?
Kev: My dartboard. Look, its still on the floor...

 

[Lander]

Kev: I can't get it up...
G/F: Maybe I can help?
Kev: No, its hopeless. Even my mum and dad can't seem to help me get it up...
G/F: What?!?
Kev: My dartboard. Look, its still on the floor...

 

[Northstander]

Kev says that the girl likes his bedroom.

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[Northstander]

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[Northstander]

Kev: I can't get it up...
G/F: Maybe I can help?
Kev: No, its hopeless. Even my mum and dad can't seem to help me get it up...
G/F: What?!?
Kev: My dartboard. Look, its still on the floor...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

The date went amazingly well, so amazing in fact. me and Dana have fallen deeply in love with each other, love at first sight is a fantastic feeling. Last night we walked along the beach, cannoodling with each other. It was the best feeling in the whole entire world, we went along the Pier but it was closed apart from the bars, but that was still fantastic because I was with the girl I adore. We then decided on walking to the Marina with highhills (my girlfriend is with me right now, her words not mine.) So we then decided against the idea of walking, and we decided to get the bus to it instead. We got to the Marina and the time was 9:20, so we missed the last showing of Spiderman Three. So we then went onto Pizza Hut, we had a table for two, got served by Sophi. We were playing footsy under the table, also the couple next to us were also doing it.

We then ordered, 2 Tangos, Cheesy Garlics Bread and Meatfeast. We ate the food, and the bill come to £16.06 and we gave pound tip, but no bloody mints!!!! We then got the bus back to my house and she met my mother, and she is so lovely, sweet and a good person to talk to. (look up brackets earlier in paragraph).

We then continued to about 1:15 in the morning, and then I took my baby home, only five minute walk over the bridge. and we kissed goodnight, and I didn't want the night to end.

I LOVE YOU DANA, SO MUCH BABY. YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY, AND I WANT TO MAKE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST WOMEN ON THIS PLANET!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

The date went amazingly well, so amazing in fact. me and Dana have fallen deeply in love with each other, love at first sight is a fantastic feeling. Last night we walked along the beach, cannoodling with each other. It was the best feeling in the whole entire world, we went along the Pier but it was closed apart from the bars, but that was still fantastic because I was with the girl I adore. We then decided on walking to the Marina with highhills (my girlfriend is with me right now, her words not mine.) So we then decided against the idea of walking, and we decided to get the bus to it instead. We got to the Marina and the time was 9:20, so we missed the last showing of Spiderman Three. So we then went onto Pizza Hut, we had a table for two, got served by Sophi. We were playing footsy under the table, also the couple next to us were also doing it.

We then ordered, 2 Tangos, Cheesy Garlics Bread and Meatfeast. We ate the food, and the bill come to £16.06 and we gave pound tip, but no bloody mints!!!! We then got the bus back to my house and she met my mother, and she is so lovely, sweet and a good person to talk to. (look up brackets earlier in paragraph).

We then continued to about 1:15 in the morning, and then I took my baby home, only five minute walk over the bridge. and we kissed goodnight, and I didn't want the night to end.

I LOVE YOU DANA, SO MUCH BABY. YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY, AND I WANT TO MAKE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST WOMEN ON THIS PLANET!

That is, my favourite post in NSC HISTORY.

GOLD!

 

[Beach Hut]

This is great, I really hope Dana is the girl of your dreams

 

[ali jenkins]

GOLD

 

[Buzzer]

I've just read that and am crying with joy.

Well bloody done.

 

[Lander]

Congratulations Kev