[Humour] I had a German girlfriend.

[Wrong-Direction]

This place is really going down the scheiße..

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[hart's shirt]

I had a German girlfriend....She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Did you give her marks as well?

Or did you just leave them on the bedside table?

 

[Surrey_Albion]

I went on a blind date with a girl who was half German , unfortunatly when I meet her I found out the half was sheppard

 

[DavePage]

She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

I know her, shagged her once while you were away.
Sadly I forgot to pay her, she screamed Vot about the Mark?
10 out of 10 girl

 

[NooBHA]

She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.

She was marking you out of 100 that night that's all

 

[Raskolnikov]

Was für ein Scheißwitz

doch

 

[spring hall convert]

Oh great, a rape gag.

 

[Gabbafella]

Oh great, a rape gag.

You mean like those leather ones with the ball?

 

[Megazone]

I'd get her a mental health assessment asap. Shouting out a random number just doesn't sound right to me. I hope she's okay and I hope she gets the best help. Good luck.

 

[bhafc99]

I'd get her a mental health assessment asap. Shouting out a random number just doesn't sound right to me. I hope she's okay and I hope she gets the best help. Good luck.

The first two specialists couldn't help, but the third gave a simple diagnosis: she's just got a very drei sense of humour.