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[Humour] I had a German girlfriend.



Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,643
This place is really going down the scheiße..

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hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,083
Kitbag in Dubai
I had a German girlfriend....She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Did you give her marks as well?

Or did you just leave them on the bedside table?
 


Surrey_Albion

New member
Jan 17, 2011
2,867
Horley
I went on a blind date with a girl who was half German , unfortunatly when I meet her I found out the half was sheppard
 




NooBHA

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2015
8,592
She used to rate my performance in bed with a score out of ten.

Best ever rating was when we tried anal. She kept shouting "nine" , during and for a little bit after.

Come to think of it, a little bit before as well.


She was marking you out of 100 that night that's all
 












Megazone

On his last warning
Jan 28, 2015
8,679
Northern Hemisphere.
I'd get her a mental health assessment asap. Shouting out a random number just doesn't sound right to me. I hope she's okay and I hope she gets the best help. Good luck.
 


bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,456
Dubai
I'd get her a mental health assessment asap. Shouting out a random number just doesn't sound right to me. I hope she's okay and I hope she gets the best help. Good luck.

The first two specialists couldn't help, but the third gave a simple diagnosis: she's just got a very drei sense of humour.
 


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