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Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
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Some black bloke came up to me in North St the other week and started beatboxing right in my face.

:lol:

Maybe he was busking innit? :wink:
 




The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer
NSC Patron
Aug 7, 2003
8,090
Did he have a fat cigar inserted in one nostril? If so it was probably Desmond, who I last saw in West Street about 30 years ago.
 


WATFORD zero

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 10, 2003
27,773
Now I remember Desmond in the 70s, but he was very peaceful. Even the old bill liked Desmond.
 


Now I remember Desmond in the 70s, but he was very peaceful. Even the old bill liked Desmond.

Indeed. Desmond was a gentle giant, and the ob used to pick him up sometimes and stick him in a cell just so he had shelter. They cared enough about him to have a funeral for Desmond..... nobody else came. :down:

Des was alright - he always acknowledged me when we saw each other around town, and it didn't change according to his inebriation.
 






Timbo

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,322
Hassocks
you should have told the police he was driving a car with an out of date tax disc. they'd have been there before you could put the phone down.
 


Dirk lovelace

New member
Jul 14, 2009
87
Outside Churchill square walking to work.

Some black guy grabbed me by the chest and said come you white bastard im going to kill you now. shouting at the top of his voice in my face saying all you white c***ts are the same and your going to be the first and why do none of you stick up for yourself. your all whuite c**ts.

I shit myself and didnt know what to do, so pushed him to the floor and swiftly walked to work, got here and rung the police.

Anyone else about at this sort of time and if so was he still there?


Always best to carry around a bucket of KFC, brilliant for calming these situations, apparently.
 








Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Persoanlly I can't stand anyone coming up to me in the street and acting crazy, wether they are a schizo wackjob or one of those type of bongo playing, no respect for your personal space types which Brighton is full of. And those f***ing charity street rapists can do one too, always the same type of people who do that job The Zany blokes who try and be a pally with you or the girls with the boobies who flirt to take your money. When I see some spotty teenager getting fussed over by one of these harlots I laugh for the foolishness of the child.
One came up to me in Kings Cross statiion the other day, a worst time he could not have picked, If I am tryimng to get myself across the screaming, filthy fuckhole that this country dares to call it capital I need to gather my thoughts, not be distracted by some ceaseless, nattering student who has so little imagination he has devoted 8 hours of his day to pursuade people to set up direct debits so little Wango can have a wind up lap-top in his dusty abode.
He greeted me by offering me a clenched fist (presumably I am meant to touch knuckles with ths imbecile) and the phrase "One Love Brother". Right, know your market, adapt your sales pitch to suit the potential customer do not expect your customer to adapt to your behavioural deficiences. I am the whitest man on earth. I have no desire or ability to act cool with ethnic bretheren. I will shake a hand if I wish to be introduced. And certainly not yours sonnyjim.
His fist left uncommunicated with he started to tell me he wants no money he will just take my email and send details of events I could hold to raise money. I told him I wiould never open such an email as I have enough junk bothering my inbox as it is. He said it wasn't junk. I said one man's news is another man's junk and I don't like to interfere with another man's junk. His response? why what would anyone do in this situation? Of course, handed me a fridge magnet. It stuck well to the dustcart that was passing at the exact right moment. One Love. Get f***ed.
 
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Helter

New member
Jan 4, 2010
1,143
Outside Churchill square walking to work.

Some black guy grabbed me by the chest and said come you white bastard im going to kill you now. shouting at the top of his voice in my face saying all you white c***ts are the same and your going to be the first and why do none of you stick up for yourself. your all whuite c**ts.

I shit myself and didnt know what to do, so pushed him to the floor and swiftly walked to work, got here and rung the police.

Anyone else about at this sort of time and if so was he still there?

Sounds like he's still upset from being told by the ticket office that tickets are only available to white members now :D
 


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