I believe the moon landing are fake because

[beorhthelm]

alright, to the doubters: how do you explain Moon rock/dust? Samples have gone to and are still in the hands of universities all over the globe. Are you going to say that 100's of scientist across the world are all in on the conspiracy? Or are you going to suggest that they all come from deep excavation that no other laboratry has had access to or the samples from there in (unless labeled 'moon rock' ofcourse)? Maybe the US collected up some meteorites, screens them for the expected properties then distributed them? Then again, it could be the result of atom bomb test/nuclear plant waste.

Or could it just be that we did actually go to the moon, collect some samples of the ground and bring it back?

At the end of the day, which explaination sounds most feasible?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I find it seriously disturbing that some people believe that a cover-up of this magnitude is possible.

For an entire decade, hundreds of thousands of people were employed in preparing for this venture and finally achieving the goal.

And now (thirty years on) we are expected to believe that NONE of them suspected the "truth" - that nothing was happening.

What are you on, Phaedrus?

 

[US Seagull]

I don't believe that the Albion lost at QPR last weekend. And if you try and tell me otherwise I will smugly inform you that it's just your opinion and is no more valid than mine. I believe we won 10 - 0 It just a huge cover-up.
Come the end of the season I'm going to write to the FA if weren't not crowded champion and insist that it's just their opinion that we didn't win enough games and get enough points and insist they promote us to the premiership. Do you think my ploy will work?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

What are you on, Phaedrus?

I was on 2 pints of Spitfire, half a bottle of white wine, 2 Orange Reefs and a bottle of Becks (not bad for a lunchtime) and fancied an argument. Childish I know but there you go. This was also responsible for the rather rude tone of my last post for which I apologise to US Seagull.

You will be pleased to note that as Karma would have it I returned from my 2 hour binge to find I was to take all the public telephone calls in the office for the last hour of the day. This involved me slurring a lot, forgetting I was on the phone and walking off for ages, forgetting who I was talking to half way through conversations and randomly hanging up on people.

It was one of the longest hours of my life and I wished I was on The Moon.

 

[Yoda]

I thought it was three hours in the end?

 

[the uninformed]

Phaedrus, don't take it back, it was a great post!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Phaedrus, don't take it back, it was a great post!

I don't take it back, just apologising for the language and informing LB what I was on, as he was so nice to ask.

Thanks for the support, I do still think it was a wanky thread to start.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

No I'm sorry, but you have your head up your ass.

I haven't got an ass. I don't have any animals. Or do you mean 'arse'? If you do then please don't use dumb Americanisms when you're trying to insult me.