Humans

[sydney]

will the giant squids , honey badgers and snow leopards be subject to drug testing by the ioc bumblenuts , if not, this contest is clearly flawed and hardly wortrh getting exited about.....i was knocked out by giant squid on the train on tuesday , he was of his crust on meth and only wanted my fillet of fish and burger rings.....twatt. squid should be excluded you just can't trust the cants

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i notice none of the MORONS who voted human have come out to justify themselves

disgraceful behaviour

if there's not a GREAT WHITE SHARK GREAT WHITE WASH in the next round i will be very cross

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

If someone had said 'MONKEYS', they would have been DERIDED for not being more specific. For example, a Colubus Monkey is, I imagine, slightly LESS hard than a Silverback GORILLA.

A gorilla isn't a monkey silly, it's an ape.

Gorillas and Orangutans should have been in the competition. I missed the official nominations thread and so didn't second the gorilla or suggest the orangutan

 

[The Goon]

I am in the HUMANS OUT catergory

However, in that group, the human would beat 3 of the 4 opponents.

 

[Giraffe]

It's almost as disgraceful as leaving giraffe's out. A giraffe can kill a lion with one kick, can a human?

Human's out, giraffe's in.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

all you anti-human fanatics need to vote with your FINGERS in the next round to end this SHAM

 

[Dr Q]

definatly no weapons involved.
Would be great to see a naked man (well, maybe weraing a loin cloth to protect his (or her) modesty) fight a Komodo Dragon in a caged fight to death!

 

[Brixtaan]

ah, but what is a weapon? A shoe for instance would do for us a against three-quarters of the finalists but water for the GWS would see off anyone.

Why aren't BACTERIA in this?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think anything that is part of your body is a natural weapon and is therefore allowed

but for example, a gun, or a harpoon is not

 

[Hiney]

definatly no weapons involved.
Would be great to see a naked man (well, maybe weraing a loin cloth to protect his (or her) modesty) fight a Komodo Dragon in a caged fight to death!

But that's my point - 'humans' is too general.

Would you want Julian Clary representing the Humans in a fight with the Komodo Dragon?

 

[sydney]

basset hounds have asphyxiated housefulls of gentry in the rutland area...why aren't they in....

 

[sydney]

triple tag team alan carr , julian clary and eddie izzard v giant squid , grizzly bear , and the irukandji jelly fish.............now that would sell.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

But that's my point - 'humans' is too general.

Would you want Julian Clary representing the Humans in a fight with the Komodo Dragon?

there might be some pussy as dragons though

i think you need to take it as a "average adult human"

 

[8ace]

If humans are allowed to stay in then we should have the chance to nominate which human we'd like to compete. I'd like to nominate:

 

[Papa Lazarou]

just out of interest, which group is the Polar Bear in?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

just out of interest, which group is the Polar Bear in?

it's been retired due to it's two time annihilation of the tournament

 

[Papa Lazarou]

it's been retired due to it's two time annihilation of the tournament

Oh, so which animal came runner up last time, was it the tiger? (in which case it will win this time).

 

[Brixtaan]

Start again.There are too many ommissions that cannot be ignored.The obvious hard-nuts,even if they don't get nominated, should be seeded in advance.

That way, my little dark horses BACTERIA can enter.And I think there is a place for dogs and cats.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The Moonbear wasnt in last time.

 

[Curious Orange]

Also, I think humans should stay, BUT, with a rule saying NO WEAPONS allowed. Just a bare fisted human.

Lets nominate Chuck Norris to represent us then!!