Kalimantan Gull
Well-known member
A gorilla isn't a monkey silly, it's an ape.
Gorillas and Orangutans should have been in the competition. I missed the official nominations thread and so didn't second the gorilla or suggest the orangutan
well its a good job you missed the thread. Gorillas just pretend to be hard whilst sitting around eating leaves. Heck they even let attenborough cuddle them. Meanwhile orangutans are the biggest pussies, they might look big but they're too scared to come down to the ground for fucks sake.
Now if you'd said chimpanzee, then i'd have some sympathy. They're proper evil. I knew one that bit a mans thigh off.