How To Avoid Trick or Treaters

[El Sid]

Print and attach to front door.



Have used Swine Flu warnings in past which worked well.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Or just don't answer the door?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Or spend the evening in the pub ?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Or just don't answer the door?

This, this and more this.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Or just stand at the front door openly masturbating.

 

[studio150]

Put do you want to be in my gang on repeat and turn the stereo up loud

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

The Times have a solution

 

[tinx]

Well I shall be out with my kids trick or treating. Our simple rule of thumb is if there is a pumpkin outside then we knock otherwise we move on to the next.

 

[Grombleton]

Effin' hate trick or treating. No door opening from me.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Well I shall be out with my kids trick or treating. Our simple rule of thumb is if there is a pumpkin outside then we knock otherwise we move on to the next.

If you're only visiting people you know, then I don't have a problem with it. Knocking on strangers doors is just wrong, and these days, not what people should be teaching their youngsters IMO.

 

[Camicus]

Had them round last night got told to F*** off no costume teenage thugs begging. Our elderly neighbour is terrified by them so is comming round to ours for T and biccies till its all over. It also happens to be my sons birthday today

 

[Hillian1]

Well I shall be out with my kids trick or treating. Our simple rule of thumb is if there is a pumpkin outside then we knock otherwise we move on to the next.

This should be the rule for everyone. Personally have no problem with it other than the teenage scroates who knock wearing no costume and just after sweets/money.

 

[El Sid]

Well I shall be out with my kids trick or treating. Our simple rule of thumb is if there is a pumpkin outside then we knock otherwise we move on to the next.

I think it's ok when the smaller kids are out with parents.
I get a bit pissed off with aggressive teenagers banging on the door. This happens at christmas as well with groups of spotty herberts trying to sing Nowell Nowell and demanding beer money.

 

[culvers]

Have seen a Saville pumpkin doing the rounds on Twitter (but cannot access it on work PC), reckon that could be a bit of a deterrent.

 

[Notters]

Have seen a Saville pumpkin doing the rounds on Twitter (but cannot access it on work PC), reckon that could be a bit of a deterrent.

This one?

 

[Notters]

Have seen a Saville pumpkin doing the rounds on Twitter (but cannot access it on work PC), reckon that could be a bit of a deterrent.

Or this one?

 

[culvers]

Neither of those [MENTION=1320]Notters[/MENTION]. The one I saw had a carrot for a cigar. These could be equally effective though I am sure.

 

[Winker]

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[W.C.]

Knocking on strangers doors is just wrong, and these days, not what people should be teaching their youngsters IMO.

oh come on, it's hardly 'teaching' kids to knock on stranger's doors is it?

 

[Winker]

Print off and attach to window!