How much do you weigh...?

[Les Biehn]

No, she likes you for some reason.

Fat Bitch

Does she like me more than she likes you?

 

[Clothes Peg]

I am lovely.

I wouldn't go that far, although my mother does like you.

 

[Les Biehn]

I wouldn't go that far, although my mother does like you.

Sweet. When did Mrs D say this?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I wouldn't go that far, although my mother does like you.

And Me

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Does she like me more than she likes you?

I fear so, something about me abusing her and calling her names - dunno what the f*** she is on about

 

[Clothes Peg]

Sweet. When did Mrs D say this?

Today, on our trip to the welders.

She saw a photo of Kinky playing football and commented on his knees.

 

[Les Biehn]

I fear so, something about me abusing her and calling her names - dunno what the f*** she is on about

Perhaps you should tell her dirty fat slag is a term of endearment.

 

[Les Biehn]

Today, on our trip to the welders.

She saw a photo of Kinky playing football and commented on his knees.

The welders?

Sounds like Mrs D was more upset than you that we broke up.

He has got lovely knees.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Today, on our trip to the welders.

She saw a photo of Kinky playing football and commented on his knees.

my knees

 

[Clothes Peg]

The welders?

Sounds like Mrs D was more upset than you that we broke up.

He has got lovely knees.

Yes, we had to get some welding done - keep up.
I cried myself to sleep. I think I was pretty upset.

 

[Nibble]

Are the Welders a rough family?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Are the Welders a rough family?

Not as bad as the Sand-Blasters of Barnham.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Perhaps you should tell her dirty fat slag is a term of endearment.

And the reason I want her to wear the bag is for her own safety?

 

[Les Biehn]

Yes, we had to get some welding done - keep up.
I cried myself to sleep. I think I was pretty upset.

Well that makes me look quite the bastard. I'm sorry.

All mums do love me for some reason. I have had two girlfriends whose mums went skits at them for breaking up with me and another one who when she meet her daughters new boyfriend commented 'He's nice but he's not Carl'.

I did poke all of them though.

 

[Les Biehn]

Not as bad as the Sand-Blasters of Barnham.

What about the Finger-Blasters.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Well that makes me look quite the bastard.

All mums do love me for some reason. I have had two girlfriends whose mums went skits at them for breaking up with me and another one who when she meet her daughters new boyfriend commented 'He's nice but he's not Carl'.

I did poke all of them though.

What the hell kind of chair dribbling fat turd munching retard did they bring home? Aids?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Well that makes me look quite the bastard. I'm sorry.

Woohoo, public apology for dumping me!

 

[Les Biehn]

What the hell kind of chair dribbling fat turn munching retard did they bring home? Aids?

No, Roland Browning.

 

[Les Biehn]

Woohoo, public apology for dumping me!

Well I am sorry. Don't like upsetting people I like.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Well I am sorry. Don't like upsetting people I like.

Maybe you should think about that before you dump them? Cos that can be quite upsetting you know.