How much do you weigh...?

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Just to cheer you up went past your old pub on Saturday after the game, it was absolutely heaving every seat outside taken plus more on the grass and the car park full.

I haven't seen it that full for ages hope it all went there instead of to The Tanners.

When I step on the scales it says will one of you if under 10st get off.

Its one of those pubs, sunny outside it gets packed. I used to get cars parked past the cricket pavilion. When it rains no one.

Apparently the new owner of the Tanners is doing a jolly fine job of f***ing it up.