How many long running jokes does NSC have

[withdeanwombat]

Can we have "goal music"?

 

[Cosmic Joker]

West Ham tickets. Has Beach Hut got his yet?

 

[Simster]

...Is it [MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION]?

Not me!

 

[Flex Your Head]

Someone starting a 'controversial' thread and the following poster taking a guess at how many pages the thread will run to.

OP - "Thatcher was a cow, wasn't she."

Post #2 - "24 pages".

 

[Icy Gull]

Not me!

I believe you have been whooshed, look at TSB's signature.

 

[Simster]

I believe you have been whooshed, look at TSB's signature.

I have them switched off.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Stephen Ward signing. Apparently, despite all on-field evidence, he's the MESSIAH

 

[Icy Gull]

Stephen Ward signing. Apparently, despite all on-field evidence, he's the MESSIAH

More like Judas

 

[8ace]

test

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Pretty Pink Fairy being a BHA supporter.

 

[Dick Head]

idiots who post certain words in capitals

...

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Yeh, but it's Ernest's now isn't it.

Question to you Husty:
Is the reason you gave me a thumbs down because:
1. You are a little prick?
2. You have a little prick?
3. Both?


Try to have a little wit in your reply please

 

[Titanic]

Sussex cricket threads are beyond a joke now

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

My Cod! Did you start this thread just for the Halibut?

I absolutely HAKE fish jokes and any references to Craig Mackerel-Squib.....

 

[el punal]

As a relative newbie, could someone explain "fixtures"?

They come out on 18th June I believe.

 

[Norman Potting]

Have we had the Little Chef at Hickstead yet?

 

[Husty]

Question to you Husty:
Is the reason you gave me a thumbs down because:
1. You are a little prick?
2. You have a little prick?
3. Both?


Try to have a little wit in your reply please

I wasn't aware I had, probably an accident. However if you're going to respond like that then I will go with option number 2 and provide you with another just to verify this.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I wasn't aware I had, probably an accident. However if you're going to respond like that then I will go with option number 2 and provide you with another just to verify this.

Don't lie about the thumbs down------Iv'e had a few so water off a ducks back.
Your response is not witty enough as I thought----your best bet is just to ignore me----cheerio.

 

[Spider]

Bed wetters/lickers.

Or worse, people using the phrase bed wetters ironically.

People predicting impossible points totals - eg. 'How many will we get from the next three games?' And some wit says 8.

 

[Doc Lynam]

The Daily Mail 3 or 4 who were published in the paper from their NSC quotes. Ive got it framed and tell my friends I've been published in the nationals.