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SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member
Jul 31, 2012
11,749
Incommunicado
Husty you have given me 3 x thumbs down on a post about Ernest & the winter coat-------seek help or :shutup:

Apologies Das but I just had to get it off my chest :wink:
 


Husty

Mooderator
Oct 18, 2008
11,998
Husty you have given me 3 x thumbs down on a post about Ernest & the winter coat-------seek help or :shutup:

Apologies Das but I just had to get it off my chest :wink:

Well you literally have a breakdown every time I do and it's just bloody funny to watch, it's like winding up a younger sibling...
 
















Barry Izbak

U.T.A.
Dec 7, 2005
7,420
Lancing By Sea
Leaving the game early

[pornomagboy] [leicester game] [withdean]
 








fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
5,239
Rural Ringmer
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless
you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words
Yellow, pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I
am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and
say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,077
Kitbag in Dubai
"Why can't we have a straight PRIDE?"

The infamous 'BUNKBEDS' photo starring Simster, Stumpy Tim and Redneb in their matching pyjamas.
#originalclique

Top flounces:
The Large One - "Bollocks to REMF."

Attila and his bets.
 






hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,077
Kitbag in Dubai
I've never been able to find the thread for that one, link please? :lol:

No link, but I believe that it went a little something like this:

Bollocks to NSC. Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the ****ing lot of you.

It's all ****ing SHIT. TLO is flouncing and I'm out of here.
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,573
Playing snooker
No link, but I believe that it went a little something like this:

Bollocks to NSC. Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the ****ing lot of you.

It's all ****ing SHIT. TLO is flouncing and I'm out of here.

That was a beaut! A classic flounce and probably a 9.5/10 from me.
 








Blue Valkyrie

Not seen such Bravery!
Sep 1, 2012
32,165
Valhalla
No link, but I believe that it went a little something like this:

Bollocks to NSC. Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the ****ing lot of you.

It's all ****ing SHIT. TLO is flouncing and I'm out of here.
Its been repeated a few times on the Groundhog Day thread---->



Well, bollocks to the ****ing lot of you. Binfest your arse off for all I care.

I am sick to the back teeth of lies an innuendos being written about me on here. I haven't given anyone nearly enough information about me or what I 'know' or 'don't know', so who the **** are people to think they can?

The one that really does my head in is when Bloom took over and some idiot wrote 'I bet TLO is gutted now we've got a new chairman'. What a ****ing spanner.

Bollocks to NSC. Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the ****ing lot of you.

It's all ****ing SHIT. TLO is flouncing and I'm out of here.
 




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