How many erections do you get in an average day?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dunno what's wrong with me today, I had about 11 all for no reason in particular. Normally I have 2 or 3.

 

[Trigger]

Depends how often i think about Joanne...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm surprised you can even see your winkie Trig!

 

[Trigger]

I tripped over it this morning

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I slipped as I was getting out of bed the other morning and nearly pole vaulted out the window

 

[Captain Sensible]

between 3-4.
But had a nice suggestive call from a lovely Irish girl I've been seeing so today it was more like 7-8!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I hope you didn't crack one off whilst on the phone to her, that would be very rude.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

depends how many times i see you danny

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Sometimes when you've had a hard on for a really long time, a big blob of pre-come slips out, it worries me that people can smell it

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

danny it worries me when you just cum in my face

 

[Cookie]

Can we watch?

 

[Trigger]

Will Joanne be on soon? Before i go to the pub?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Sometimes I don't even manage to hold it in for the facial when I'm with Gerbil, he gets me so worked up

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

£5 an hour

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

whos my cream puff

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I am! Who's my snugglemuffin?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

that would be me

wipe me clean im done

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You're starting to come boy, and I don't like the taste.....

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

you like that dont ya bitch

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

*squit squit squit*