How many erections do you get in an average day?

[Kinky Gerbil]

agh agh agh

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Quick more KY jelly

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

you used it all last night there is no more

 

[berkshire seagull]

Christ what are you 2 like grrrrrrrrrr!
Oi kinky you seemed to be hung up from your ex bird on saturday ha ha ha,so i gather danny is taking her place.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

He only wants my body

 

[berkshire seagull]

Well thats because your 2" just isn't enough

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Not judging by the way you were squealing last Satdi

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm getting one right now reading this

 

[Adams score 0]

With a knob my size.i have to be very carefull that i only get one when i realy need it.

 

[oapdodge]

Lying b*****d,you only get one a year.That's on yer birthday and then you don't know what to do with it.

 

[Adams score 0]

I love a good hand shandy.

 

[oapdodge]

Two finger shuffle more like.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

lol

 

[Everest]

Forget this post. It is duplicated below.
(not boosting my post count really)

 

[Everest]

Just the one normally. Trouble is it lasts about 20hrs.

I notice there are no posts from the females here.
Maybe we ought to start a new thread specifically for them:

How many times do you get moist in an average day?

 

[Wilts]

I don't have average days...

 

[Everest]

That's right Wilts.
I heard you were below average.

lol

 

[Juan Albion]

That's why he's called 'Wilts.' It's nothing to do with the county.

 

[Captain Sensible]

I hope you didn't crack one off whilst on the phone to her, that would be very rude.

I'd hardly put the phone down when I Harry Monk'd up the wall and into my Tuna sandwhich. It gave it that extra bit of spice. Mmmmm

 

[Braders]

i get between 4-7 a day!