How hard is it to keep a tortoise ?

[John Dorian]

Did you f*** her then

No, reason...............you are a smarmy, use too many hair products, shiny suit, fat knot in your tie and scared her by wanting to stalk her over an animal.........weirdo.

f***ing HELL !!!! bad day ?

Thanks for all the tips on the tortoise kind...altho, a terrapin sounds f***ing cool....

 

[Arthritic Toe]

They're great, but they dont import them anymore. You'll have to find a black market one. We had one for about 20 years before it got russelled.