ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
No paternity leave please, you'd have enough time off already
I'm sure the little rascal will be a fighter just his old man. All the best to them.
Maybe he can even fight all the way to being head boy or Captain at Eton and achieve something his fighting father cruelly never could. It'll make the Johnson family so proud if he did I'm sure, before going on to Oxford and being in The Bullingdon Club just like Daddy, assuming restaurants exist in the future post Covid-19 world of course.
That's for the future, this news has really made my day in the here and now. I'm just about to do some cleaning before logging on to WFH and there's going to be a spring in my step now because of this wonderful news. Are we clapping at 8pm tonight now I assume as well?