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willyfantastic
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- Mar 1, 2009
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help run a website selling products to the decorating & trade industry
topbanana36
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How did you land that one?
MongoJerry
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- Mar 23, 2013
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Digital Programme Manager for an airline
grubbyhands
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I've got a "bum kodak" soon, please make sure it's working properly, thanks.
Sihajlovic
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Ryan Harley's agent..
One of the more quieter jobs in life.
One of the more quieter jobs in life.
I'm currently too ill to work. I'm waiting for a new kidney. I have done many things though. The most time I spent doing 1 job was driving a taxi around Hastings for 15 years. I also spent 4 years at Gatwick Airport until the company I was working for stopped supplying transport. I started out as a cleaner and then went on to cater Flybes. That's where I met Bobby Zamora. There is a photo of us together on my profile.
Meade's Ball
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My real name is Robin Banks, and i rather took to the title as a profession also. My aim was to never steal enough to become a necessarily wanted man, so each night, after perhaps a year of consistent planning and some all-over bone-reforming surgery, i venture to delicately stomp and slide through sewers, airvent systems and even on rare occasions through the larger letter boxes of some organisations who care little for my pilfering. I shuffle and traipse out with little more than £200 in my pockets, which i deem to be small enough to retain my insignificance, and actually place it back into my Lloydstsb accound come morning time as a thoroughly innocent chap who's struck it lucky on the cockfighting the night before. More recently, my heart has darkened and i've taken to the habit of invading the homes of anyone with the surname of Banks and taking minor items and even a week's food shopping from the larders of the larger-kinned Bankses.
My worst crimes are 2 though. One was to stand still next to an anarchistically wry Banksy wallspray with a device in my helmet that had the art melt onto my bare skin. The wall become naked whilst i was a new mobile canvas, charging a fortune for the interested to follow me around for a day to see if either i'd be caught or how this particular work looked with certain key elements now buried in my cracks. And the other crime was to thoroughly empty a foodbank. I went back in the morning, my pockets half-filled with some of the nabbed fodder i'd taken in the early hours, and stood in the queue with the rest of the desperate and starving, sometimes releasing increasingly volumed sighs until i grew enraged like the rest of the pasty mob and through a pot of caviar through the foodbank window. A tiring day, but one that felt victorious in its own deceptive ways.
I think only a deedpoll change of name would have me as something different now. But, until i am somehow enforced into such an alteration i'll continue. I am pondering a sidekick at present. A youthful and partial lookalike. Preferably an orphan. Willing to do mostly meagre wrong.
My worst crimes are 2 though. One was to stand still next to an anarchistically wry Banksy wallspray with a device in my helmet that had the art melt onto my bare skin. The wall become naked whilst i was a new mobile canvas, charging a fortune for the interested to follow me around for a day to see if either i'd be caught or how this particular work looked with certain key elements now buried in my cracks. And the other crime was to thoroughly empty a foodbank. I went back in the morning, my pockets half-filled with some of the nabbed fodder i'd taken in the early hours, and stood in the queue with the rest of the desperate and starving, sometimes releasing increasingly volumed sighs until i grew enraged like the rest of the pasty mob and through a pot of caviar through the foodbank window. A tiring day, but one that felt victorious in its own deceptive ways.
I think only a deedpoll change of name would have me as something different now. But, until i am somehow enforced into such an alteration i'll continue. I am pondering a sidekick at present. A youthful and partial lookalike. Preferably an orphan. Willing to do mostly meagre wrong.
jakarta
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Watch the Albion Martin? I thought there was a Football Team closer to Home who you supported?
For those that may be interested the leg fracture happened as our Hero was on a Downhill Luge at the time so he is also a Mad Bugger!
Withdean11
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I'm a professional boxer.
Ended up as a CEO of a health authority but when they started to bring in commissionig groups I said it would lead to chaos and begin the break up of the NHS. "They" said you had better leave then so I retired and have lived happily ever after. Not so the NHS.
topbanana36
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Chris Eubank junior ?
Transport consultant.
But I always remember the way Sade sang about this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-KqMHxpirI
But I always remember the way Sade sang about this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-KqMHxpirI
Conkers
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Chartered Accountant/Bean Counter
Don't you mean Charlie Oatway's Barber...