How do you make a living?

[Eksman]

I write junk mail

****!

 

[piersa]

I write junk mail

You are an expert

 

[looney]

Im a member of the illuminati.

 

[luge]

TV/Ad Producer / Director. Mainly Sports stuff - Football, Rugby, F1 and Olympics. Non sport stuff is cars and arts and whatnot.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

QS in London.....yawn

That's 4 of us at the last count - nearly enough for a monty python sketch

 

[Rowdey]

I have a Bathroom/Wet room Installation co in South London.
Project manage team of 7, and increasingly repairing leaking projects made by builders of the East European variety, who give a 'Tail Light' guarantee.

 

[jameswestport]

QS.

 

[Trufflehound]

That's 4 of us at the last count - nearly enough for a monty python sketch

Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch, surely?

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[Shropshire Seagull]

2 jobs for me to give work / life balance.
From Sep to Apr I'm a Senior IT Project Manager Contractor
From May to Aug I'm a cricket coach for club u15's, Schools [Chance-2-Shine] and the county boys under 13's

Guess which one pays the mortgage ........

 

[Bold Seagull]

Member of the Illuminati, when I am not designing Olympic Stadia Lights I and my colleagues extract money from ALL of you without your knowing it to further our schemes for World Domination.

Also available for Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs etc...

Im a member of the illuminati.

Blimey, you people get about...

 

[Rowdey]

Working in a couple of different companies at the moment - main one being a storage business where we collect and deliver straight to your door.

Wasn't Street car (or similar) your invention a few years ago..?

 

[Titanic]

2 jobs for me to give work / life balance.
From Sep to Apr I'm a Senior IT Project Manager Contractor
From May to Aug I'm a cricket coach for club u15's, Schools [Chance-2-Shine] and the county boys under 13's

Guess which one pays the mortgage ........

I know... those contactor rates are scandalous nowadays

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

That's 4 of us at the last count - nearly enough for a monty python sketch

Or Marty Feldman at 3:35

 

[BHAMalcom]

Duncan Goodhew's Barber

 

[Trufflehound]

Duncan Goodhew's Barber

Do you use Brasso or Pledge?

 

[Mowgli37]

Having just left school I'm continuing my existing job as a paper boy but am looking for some proper work for the summer

 

[burnee54]

Karaoke Presenter.
Life is just one long party.

 

[Titanic]

Karaoke Presenter.
Life is just one long party.

One great long party all the way from 'First I was afraid, I was petrified...' all the night long until '..and through it aaaaaallllllllllll she offers me protection'. ARGH!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

medical repair technician, I service and repair endoscopes and ultrasound equipment.

 

[Change at Barnham]

I take people on sports tours. I hit the jackpot last summer covering both the Olympics and Paralympics. I'm about to begin taking groups to all 5 Ashes test matches in England and then head to Australia in November for the 5 Ashes tests there, before then heading to the Caribbean for the West Indies tour in March. In between I watch the Albion and pretend to be busy at home occasionally cutting the lawn.

I snapped my leg (tib and fib) in two in New Zealand whilst on a cricket tour in February which I reckon was probably payback for having such a great job.