How do you cope when blokes perv on your bird?

[Rougvie]

It is really annoying....and people just don't seem to give a f*** these days. Eastern Europeans are the worst, they'll grind up to your bird when you're on the dancefloor with them!!

I totally agree with that, some Eastern European bloke started chatting up my bird at Wimbledon dogs a few weeks ago when I was standing next to her, f***ing nerve, then I suddenly thought that he was probably only on £4-50 an hour cleaning floors, so I just left it

 

[Marshy]

Pictures to perv over please.

Until then No comment.

 

[robbied69]

I always snog her, and at the same time wink at the person perving. Show em who's bending her over.

 

[tedebear]

if we go out to a club together an i go for a piss/sniff

I'd say give the sniff a miss - its making you paranoid!!

 

[rool]

I solved that problem by marrying an ugly bird

She's eternally grateful to be married to me and scrubs up nice now and again.

ps, only joking it's our 20th this year

 

[Dave the OAP]

" Just remember whose taking you home, and in whose arms your gonna be
So darlin, save the last dance for me"

the Platters, Michael Buble et al.

 

[Albion Dan]

It makes me proud when guys eye up my missus, becasue we have trust in our relationship and shes mine.

If a bloke was blatantly hassling her Id expect her to tell him to f*** off anyway, which she has done in the past.

Insecurity sucks!

 

[the full harris]

Ever thought about what women feel like on anight out, always being letched on to be honest they must get sick of it. Some blokes are bloody persitent as well.

They f***ing LOVE it. No, really, they do.

 

[the full harris]

I'm in ROUGVIE's signature. WICKED!







:arrived:

 

[the full harris]

Oh, and the thread, if someone started eyeing up my missus, I'd offer them the number of my optician.

 

[BHA Jordan]

I usually hold a sign asking them to please take her away.

But in all seriousness any bloke who has come onto her gets shown her wedding ring and gets told by her she aint interested, which is nice.

If only I could say the same when I get chatted up

Only joking I'm a really

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Oh, and the thread, if someone started eyeing up my missus, I'd offer them the number of my optician.

I am sure there is a joke in there somewhere.

 

[bhaexpress]

Oh, and the thread, if someone started eyeing up my missus, I'd offer them the number of my optician.

Why would she need glasses for cyber sex ? Get a bigger monitor for her.

 

[the full harris]

Why would she need glasses for cyber sex ? Get a bigger monitor for her.

I realise you meet your wives on the internet, but it doesn't mean we all do!

 

[Simster]

Frank, you really do walk into these things fella!

 

[Richard Whiteley]

Chill the f*** out mate


Men fancy good looking women shocker!

Failing that you could always watch

 

[Richard Whiteley]

I realise you meet your wives on the internet, but it doesn't mean we all do!

so funny because it's er.....true

 

[enigma]

I realise you meet your wives on the internet, but it doesn't mean we all do!

OWNED.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Do you really have to ask us what to do - You're a man ain't ya? Threaten them with violence! Duh! It's what we do.

 

[Artois]

My girlfriend is EXTREMELY fit.