How do you cope when blokes perv on your bird?

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Spend your evenings down the St Dunstans Social Club.

 

[Lammy]

I quite like it when the wife gets 'eyed up'.


Because she's MINE!

 

[magoo]

Yeah i know- i dont have a problem with our relationship, i just cant stand the thought of other guys checking her out, if we go out to a club together an i go for a piss/sniff invariably when i get back theres some tosser trying to get into her pants- shes too nice to tell people to get lost so then i have to do it -and end up looking like a jealous twat (which im not)

that is the difference between a boy and a MAN! if you trusted her you wouldn't be so jealous. i'm sure she's got the ability to tell a bloke to get lost if she really had to, maybe she doesn't want to?

 

[hitony]

Dump her for a minger.

when i read that...........i sooooooooooo laughed

 

[fatboy]

Comes down to trust I'm afraid.

Or get a minging girlfriend.

 

[Storer68]

Ok, i dont want to sound big headed but my girlfriend is pretty hot,
what should i do?

Blimey - if you need telling, I'm not suprised she's getting attention elsewhere

 

[NMH]

You just have to wear a satisfied smile on your mug as you walk out with the eye-candy on YOUR arm .

Don't forget to keep a check on her personality though, no point in strutting around proudly saying "I've got the hottest bird" if she's not got a character to match.

Sex is blind!

 

[Race]

doesn't she tell them that she's with someone who's just gone for an eyelash? and if she don't then i'd want to know why not,cos she's making you look an idiot in front of everyone. thank god no-one looks twice at my enemy. (only joking love)

 

[NMH]

doesn't she tell them that she's with someone who's just gone for an eyelash? and if she don't then i'd want to know why not,cos she's making you look an idiot in front of everyone. thank god no-one looks twice at my enemy. (only joking love)

PHeeEW!
Someone's not getting any terrrnight !!

(Unless, next time at your pc, they're still wearing that bag over the head from last time you went out together )

 

[Marc]

years ago in the almighty EVENT some guy came up to me and said "OI....you checking out my bird?" to which i WITTINGLY replied "...hang on a minute and let me flick my TELEPATHIC SWITCH..." <made actions of closing eyes & rubbing temples>

it confused him to the point of saying "...I dont get it!?" to which I grinned and walked away before he pummeled my head into the nearest wall!

that is all

 

[Uncle C]

Sounds like she is enjoying the attention. Girls like this never change so get used to it or get rid

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

when it happens to me i feel quite proud to be honest

quite a lot of blokes eye her up (she has a large chest) but i just shrug it off, i trust her enough and vice versa

its annoying yeah, but just take it as a compliment

 

[pasty]

when it happens to me i feel quite proud to be honest

Quite agree. A smug "well I'm going to be sleeping with her tonight" type of grin usually works.

 

[NMH]

when it happens to me i feel quite proud to be honest

quite a lot of blokes eye her up (she has a large chest) but i just shrug it off, i trust her enough and vice versa

its annoying yeah, but just take it as a compliment

Sounds nice, how about loaning her out for a good old-fashioned feel-copping.
I'd love to squeeze a nice big pair of bazumbas, if you'd like to watch.

 

[Goring Gull]

I remember i was out with a group of about 6 of us and one of my mates got head butted by some moron who thought he was coming on to his bird - needless to say he hadn'y realised my mate had a group of lads with him , we just hiung about in the back ground waited till he was escorted out folloowed him and his bird a couple of street away and jumped him, beat the cr@p out of him for it.

Tosser. If our mate had been coming on to her we'd have not bothered but we saw what happened all our mate did was say excuse me when he was walking past.and this bloke was just an arsehole.


That'ds the sort of clientele Occasion in Worthing used to get only ever went there that one time.

 

[dwayne]

It is really annoying....and people just don't seem to give a f*** these days. Eastern Europeans are the worst, they'll grind up to your bird when you're on the dancefloor with them!!

oh and don't believe those fit birds in mens magazines that say their looks hinder them as men are to shy to approach, that is pure BOLLOCKS

 

[Goring Gull]

It is really annoying....and people just don't seem to give a f*** these days. Eastern Europeans are the worst, they'll grind up to your bird when you're on the dancefloor with them!!

oh and don't believe those fit birds in mens magazines that say their looks hinder them as men are to shy to approach, that is pure BOLLOCKS

Have to admit some blokes have so much front it is unbelievable. If i saw some bloke with abird i just couldn't be bothered with the hassle to be honest plenty of single ones about.

Ever thought about what women feel like on anight out, always being letched on to be honest they must get sick of it. Some blokes are bloody persitent as well.

 

[bhaexpress]

It is really annoying....and people just don't seem to give a f*** these days. Eastern Europeans are the worst, they'll grind up to your bird when you're on the dancefloor with them!!

oh and don't believe those fit birds in mens magazines that say their looks hinder them as men are to shy to approach, that is pure BOLLOCKS

I never had to do a thing, Mrs BHA was more than caperble of handing out verbal and if need be physical abuse, she hated Mexican who really are the scum of the earth where women are concerned. Present one is a staunch catholic and just politely ignores them.

 

[Lokki 7]

I agree. This thread is MEANINGLESS without pictures!

 

[bristolseagull]

Why not go to venues which the neanderthals and dickheads don't go to?

There are decent venues in Bristol which attract decent people; If you go to places on Baldwin Street on Saturday nights, for instance, you'll mingle with the beer monsters. Avoid those sort of places !

Mate, i normally hang out on whitladies road- the fine line etc or into clifton village, not many dickheads there but plenty of pervs!

clubbing wise i head to timbuk2 or native, again plenty of 'decent people' but she still gets attention.

As for a picture im afraid im too technologically retarded to post one.